A filthy sunrise is when you piss in someone's mouth, crack an egg in it, then turn around to shart in their face. It is usually done during the morning of the day.
by CopperC February 18, 2024
A possibly world-record shattering turd that measures from end to end, at the very least, 12 inches.
Samantha: "Why were you laughing so hard in the bathroom?"
Barbara: "Holy shit, bitch. I just made a filthy footlong in there. I haven't flushed it yet - you wanna see?"
Samantha: "Hell no, that's disgusting! By the way, why the fuck is your name Barbara?"
Barbara: "Holy shit, bitch. I just made a filthy footlong in there. I haven't flushed it yet - you wanna see?"
Samantha: "Hell no, that's disgusting! By the way, why the fuck is your name Barbara?"
by anonguy654280 February 21, 2022
An uncommon insult, typically used to mean lucky and annoying. Though usually used sarcastically, and negating the whole sentence. Needs to have "you" before it.
by WolfgangTS March 26, 2016
The act of rolling your shit into a ball and spooging on said shit resembling a soccer ball. Then toss it gently in the air and bicycle kick it into your partner.
I gave my girl the ole filthy pele and hit her square in the chesticles. I then proceeded to run around the room yelling olay olay olay!
by Filthy Pele February 01, 2009
by kraalix December 07, 2022
This is the ultra-alternative to Kellogg’s Rice Crispies. Instead of wholesome Snap, Crackle and Pop hanging out in your cereal bowl, Rice Filthies offers you Shit, Piss and Motherfucker. First seen in Hustler Magazine’s comics section back in the ‘80s.
by ValimarGirl July 29, 2021
A sick and disgusting creature who is often overweight and stores dried pizza and hotdogs under his/her breasts. Filthy Lummoxs' live in small caves underground or in Section 8 homes in America. They live off disability and roam the garbage dumpsters for leftovers (that is, if they are capable of rolling there in the first place.) Everyone that has visited the home of a filthy lummox dissappears. The Lummoxs' caves smell of feces and rotten sewage.
"Wonder where Sally went to, maybe to go see that Filthy Lummox down the street." -Jimbo
"You must mean Rosie o' Donnells house!" laughed Terri
"You must mean Rosie o' Donnells house!" laughed Terri
by YoungJohnsSon December 18, 2011