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Freedomtard

A Gun owner who is typically an american, defends guns like their life depends on it online and in real life and is opposed to any form of gun control.
"God Cletus your such a fucking Freedomtard"
by KiddingJust May 3, 2023
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Freedom! guns! 'merica!

What Asians say to Mock Americans, In response to Ching chong
Racist guy: Ching chong! Ching chong!
Asian guy: That's the same as me saying "Freedom! guns! 'merica!"
by Soviet cheese July 1, 2023
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freedom stalking

The act of rejoicing in seeing freedoms taken away from people who have opposing views.
Classic example of freedom stalking:
Did you see that guy get arrested for accusing that black guy for stealing?
Woah that's messed up bro. Why you gotta say he's black and stealing?
Well he's stealing and he's black, so... why arrest the guy reporting it?
by dEdzilla July 30, 2023
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Freedom of association

Speeching of which, I don't want to associate with literally any of the fucking people around me. My life is like that fucking Bo Burnham song. If you are stealing my shit and then arguing that you don't have to pay me because it violates your freedom of association...
Hym "How does being forced to associate with people who are actively surveilling for the sole purpose of misrepresenting me or my behavior isn't a violation of my freedom of association I don't know what is. Not that anyone gives a shit. You assholes better get used to the child murder because that's all your going get for me if this is how you pieces of shit are going to act."
by Hym Iam July 11, 2024
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Freedom Flu

Freedom Flu:
A highly infectious disease carried by most Americans. Especially contagious to individuals outside of the US who have a prolonged stay within the US or overexposure to freedom. It can be as little as a few week before symptoms show or lay dormant for months before knowing.

Symptoms Include but not limited to:
Heavy Breathing, Weight Gain, Covering food in ranch dressing, cravings for all things fried or wanting to fry all things, urge to purchase a firearm, an itchy or muscle spasm in index fingers, beginning to understand and incorporate the imperial system, going to walmart just to have something to do, feeling the need to purchase a vehicle larger than your needs, increasingly growing opinions of the American Goverment System and more.
Bro what's wrong with him he got a mask on and everything? Well he been here for months now, talking about wanting to purchase a shotgun, buys ranch to take home, and is now writing programs using inches instead of millimeters.....I'm pretty sure he is getting the Freedom Flu.
by I Am The Ferrett July 15, 2024
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Freedom of speech

Something that was never really respected by any government, ever.
We Americans takes it for granted, unaware of that it has been trampled on, and will continue to be trampled on, if we don’t keep a closer eye on our big brother

Unfortunately it is human nature to attempt to gag the speech of someone when their views are not in your best interest. This is why we have laws, but the government still shits on it when they feel like, just look at what happened during ‘Nam war…
Someone: *insert something that pisses off some big people in big office*
(FBI open up!!!)
Someone: sir this is my freedom of speech

The jackboots: yes, and this is my freedom to permanently censor you (proceeds to shoot the guy dead)
by Unholy Saint August 16, 2024
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Freedom Cabbage

Guy:can i buy some Sauerkraut
Saleman:no we only sell freedom cabbage here
Guy:whats that?
saleman:basically Sauerkraut but made here in FreedomLand
Guy: ill take 2 boxes!
by Recarma69 September 7, 2023
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