SCP fondation

The worst secret organization.

X : «Dud do you know the SCP fondation»
Y : -Yeah isn't it the secret organization that containt secrets misticisms entities
X: -Wait how do you know that
Y: There's a freaking website accessible to everyone.

by scp_manager May 7, 2023

Chucking a Flounder

To suddenly and unexpectantly disappears at the most inconvenient time or times.

"Did he just chuck a flounder?"
"Im chucking a flounder tonight"

by Abravepeasant May 16, 2023

absinthece makes the heart grow fonder

Refers to someone's seeming more likeable and/or attractive due to your having swigged a sizable quantity of anise-flavored liquor.

John: I can't believe that Joe actually took that fat scruffy bar-floozie home with him!
Jack: Well, Dude, after a few stiff drinks, practically ANY woman will look good --- "absinthece makes the heart grow fonder"!

by QuacksO January 13, 2023

one eyed flounder

This wonderful method of rear entry comes from the all powerful Leanne.
She is a master of taking it in the ass, and enjoys this thoroughly.

Hmm, lets say Josh is getting Leanne from behind, and suddenly knocks out one of leannes arms that is supporting her weight. She will then fall to that side, and land on the side of her face, looking like a one eyed flounder.
thank you and good night

by Josh May 4, 2004

fondle

to jerk of you dick alone

i like to fondle myself a lot

by jason332211 February 15, 2017

fondoo

when a girl takes a crap, but before she wipes, her man rubs 1 nut around her anus rim encasing the nut in chocolatty goodness (girl fecal matter). after the nut is properly chocolafied the girl turns around and has herself a fondoo treat by sucking the nut of all the chocolatty goodness.

"Sarah came home from Taco Bell and had to take a dump. However, she wanted some dessert so she asked if we could make some fondoo"

by Jeffrow November 28, 2006

Fondle your asshole

Dicking around, fooling around when something needs to get done. Wasting time.

I am not going to wait around while you fondle your asshole, let's go!
Hey man, stop fondling your asshole and go get dinner!

by Mblue March 23, 2011