fancy hitchhiker

Sticking your thumb in someone's butt and wiggling it around.

He screamed with pleasure as I gave him a fancy hitchhiker.

by Silverlining March 8, 2015

Fandanicus

A person, of whom is a complete vagina

"Nicole you're such a fandanicus!"

by blubwub May 26, 2015

fancy juice

noun. 1. Sparkles held together with male ejaculate. 2. an adult beverage spiked with male ejaculate and sparkles.

verb. To decorate the face of a person with sparkles held together with male ejaculate usually in the shape of a mustache, beard, eyebrows or monocle.

After Murray passed out, we fancy juiced a monocle on his face until he looked like a festive Monopoly man.

by FancyJuicer69 April 8, 2016

Fancy Fuck

When you are wearing your suit and you just pull your junk out of the zipper and then lift her skirt up and fuck her..

Or advanced acrobatic fucking..

I'm gonna Fancy fuck your vag.. With my diock..

by usacycling May 4, 2016

fandandy

Fantastic and dandy mixed together

My day was just fandandy!

by 125986 May 6, 2016

Faldy

A fat and bald male.

look at that stomach on that faldy!

Having kids has really turned him into a faldy.

by Larry&raymond October 13, 2016

fancy cuffs

Something that sounds dirty but really isn't. Also worn by pirates, which is cool.

he's bringing back fancy cuffs

by not_me_but_really_is_me August 9, 2016