Facebook Fishing 

When someone post a status on Facebook that is very open ended or mysterious in the hopes of getting people to comment on their post. It is often used to gain sympathy from the posters friends.

Facebook status: "Kim is wondering if it's even worth it anymore."

Comment 1: "Hang in there things will get better I promise."
Comment 2: "It's always worth it."

Observer 1: Thats totally bait for Facebook Fishing.
Observer 2: Yeah she does that all the time to get attention.

Facebook Fishing by Cujo1809 August 28, 2009

Facebook Junkie 

A person that is addicted to Facebook.

Sam is on Facebook 24-7/365, therefore he is a Facebook Junkie.

Facebook Junkie by BlkMusicMan317 January 5, 2011

Facebook Display of Affection 

When assholes feel the need to share their love with all of their Facebook contacts, much to everyone else's dismay.

Asshole #1 missin u like crazy!
1 second ago • Comment • Like

Asshole #2 likes this.

Asshole #2 Me 2! Can't wait to c u l8r on 2nite, sexy! xoxo ♥

Friend who has to put up with this shit Fuck off already! Your facebook display of affection makes me wanna spew!

Facebook Display of Affection by pamhatesassholes July 27, 2009

Facebook Justice 

When you go to show one of your friends how hot a guy/girl is on Facebook but when scrolling through their profile pictures, you realize that their pictures on Facebook don't do them any justice...a.k.a. "Facebook Justice".

Craig: Here are some hot pics of Wendy.

Ryan: Really Craig, is this the girl?

Craig: Dude, I swear she is hot! These pictures don't give her any Facebook Justice.

Facebook Justice by RuCrRy November 25, 2010

Facebook Fit

Facebook Fit is a scenario where you have a friend on Facebook who is very average looking in real life, but looks hot in their Facebook pictures.

That Katie is such an enigma. She looks so hot on Facebook, but in person, she's a dog. She's 'Facebook Fit'.

Facebook Fit by Crazy Coder January 23, 2009

facebook dad

1) One who is a worthless dad in real life but posts photos of them with their kids like; #lovemykids #kidsaremylife

2) A dad who spends more time chasing women than he spends time his kids.

3) A man who never contributed to his kids emotional, social or financial well being of his kids, now posts pictures of their accomplishments to facebook as if they had something to do with them turning out to be great.

His kid got into a great college thanks to his step dad

But most of his pictures are fun places without his kids

That fool never showed up to my school once, facebook dad

facebook dad by YFinn May 12, 2014

Facebook Tagfest 

The current phenomenon of Facebook users tagging 20+ friends in a picture full of quirky characters. After being constantly tagged by your friends, the never ending cycle of tag notifications can get very annoying.

When will this Facebook Tagfest end?!

Facebook Tagfest by A. Hall March 7, 2009