evan franks

heckin chonker with bulging eyes

Person 1: that man is morbidly obese
Person 2: i think its evan franks

Person 1: understandable

by jablinski games November 12, 2020

paige evans

to easy to scare and very annoying and slightly funny and loves DYLAN COBURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She that paige evans she loves dylan so much

by Ashbin November 6, 2018

Alexis Evans

A person so ignorant that they don't know anyone can write anything on urban dictionary

Alexis evens
Alexis Evans thought race baiting was real

by Proof for pudding 503 August 30, 2017

Evan Luce

A Handsome Young Man On The Road To Success . All The Women seem to Want to be with him and All The Guys seem to want to be him ! he is a real hero in the eyes of some ! and is said to be some kind of Sex God in the sack ! A Good Number of Woman , sheep , holes , and Even a Mexican could pay tribute to this statement . He is Blessed with a voice I predict will go on to silence stadiums of people! Evan Luce Invented footwear right after he discovered Time Travel in the year 2036 . He has always liked the woods and Long long walks on the beach ! If you ever see or come close Evan Luce ! arouse him as quick as you can , you might not ever get this opportunity again ! if hes alone , tackle him down and rape him if you need to ! he wont struggle long before giving in flipping you over and taking control of the situation ! dont ever forget to tell your friends after . in some religions it is believed that Sexual intercourse with Evan Luce will make all your sins Be Forgiven ! ,.

Who is that sexy singer up on stage ???
"thats Evan Luce!" `
immediately after this comment Evan would line the girls up on stage, bend them over and cleanse them of their sins one by one because he truly lives to do gods will .. . . .

by Eagle-Spread-Angel ;) October 6, 2011

Evan Day

a fat fucking idiot

Stop being an Evan Day, no one likes you.

by ZJasonZ May 5, 2017

Evan Hawk

Someone so intellectually lacking that they can only be referred to as a fucking idiot.

I was talking to my friend until he started acting like an Evan Hawk so I sacrificed him to Adolf Hitler.

by Anal salad May 7, 2019

Ellie evans

a snobby bitch that looks like horse and tells anyone to shut up when their a part of one of her shitty arguments too
One time I got into a fight with the bitch in yr 6 and she ragged my hair and the bitch was suspended

Ellie Evans : *arguing abt her knee getting hurt bc of the person who walked no where near her*

Random person: * punches and breaks her nose*

by The_random_bitch123⚡ March 25, 2022