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English Summer Rain

1. often a phrase to describe a large load landing on one's face

2. describes girl's cum landing on one's face

3. name given to feeling of fe/male ejaculation landing on one's face

4. Cum
Tony: What happened last night?
Fred: I went down on her but when she finished I felt her English Summer Rain
by dahdragonslayaa August 23, 2009
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Englishman

Scum of the earth who always believes football is coming home after beating a country with a population less than London
Person “Did you see that England beat San Marino
Englishman “yeah it’s coming home, it’s coming, footballs coming home
Person “oh dear”
by Baywatch March 31, 2021
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Urban Dictionary English

The way real people actually speak. To be contrasted with Proper English or the even more antiquated Received Standard, the speaking of either of which today in many situations will lead to strange looks, chuckles, sneers or cries of "Speak fucking English!" Reflective of the modern trend away from conformity, rigidity, artificiality and snobbery toward autonomy, creativity and the rejection of propriety.
Aaron: Good Day, My Good Man! I say, may I inquire as to the freshness of your pomegranates? Old, dry fruit is something up with which I will not put!

J.B.: Whoa, Homie, you talk like that around here and you'll get your ass kicked! You'd better check out the internet and learn how to speak fucking English. Urban Dictionary English can save your pathetic ass, Dweeb.
by Avery Clapsaddle September 30, 2011
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english

A covert way of saying marijuana, usually preceded by "studying", as in "studying English" or "doing English homework" means smoke weed.
Hey lets study English at Jay's house tonight.

Did you guys do that English homework last night?
by The masta of dizzasta October 5, 2008
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English Lit

A terrible subject, ussually taught in a tiny, stuffy classroom, that is way too hot because of the close proximity of bodies and the heater that stays on too long into summer. most commonly taught by teachers who cannot speak the English language properly and come from a forein country, invloves a lot of nut-eating and Urban Dictionary surfing.
henry: hey dude, im mind numbingly bored and uncomfortable, and i have a strange craving for walnuts.
james: sounds a bit like english lit mate.
henry: OH GOD NO, id rather eat my own shit.
by eviiil1 September 19, 2007
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English Teacher

Didn't use her own clothing to look good in school or college, copied someone else's style. Likes a blow job. Drinks underage. Worries about her boyfriend and other woman and grabs on stuffed things at night. Only ever likes her hair long. Isn't conservative and maybe is even a fucking petafile. Her providers must pet her files. Talks about who's she's associated with to complete strangers. Is pushy and demanding. Cruel to vaginas and doesn't care to her own breath.
That English Teacher is going to ruin Philadelphia please let a male teacher work there instead.
by europopian September 1, 2009
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English Country Bumpkin

A person who lives in rural England. Usually wears barbers and/or wellies.
See that guy with that barber?

Yeah, what an English country bumpkin!
by WillyLily December 23, 2011
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