film school english 

Film School English is a lot like ordinary English, but with more swearing.

Jake: What the fuck is Film School English?
Sam: When you cuss a lot fucking more than you normally fucking would in a fucking sentence.
Jake: Shit! I fucking love fucking Film School English!
Sam: Fucking A! Let's fucking go fucking get a fucking beer!

film school english by DaisukeDoki November 17, 2016

IB English 

A two year program in which numerous texts are crammed into the minds of teenagers. The IBO assumes that we teenagers can figure out all of the expressionist metaphors in Death of a Salesman and all of the symbolic tragedies and allusions in Hamlet.

Paper 1 - A paper that comprises of an unseen prose or poetry piece, in which the student is responsible for fabricating a commentary on it. Or in short, a paper designed to fail students.

Paper 2 - A student is assumed to know at least 2 works. The student chooses a question and writes a commentary. The IBO knows which books we read and intentionally give us a question we cannot relate to.

IB English Student 1: I was up all night doing homework!

IB English Student 2: Yeah same! I had no idea how the scene between Hamlet and her mother was indicating Freudian concepts...

IB English Student 1: Fuck IB.

IB English Student 2: We should have just taken AP...

IB English by IwishIcouldnuketheIBOHQ June 1, 2011

put some english on it

to put a little english on it, referring to sports or other play involving a ball, means to give the said ball a curve in the air

you put a lotta english on that bro!

Yea, I put some english on it.

You put so much english on that that it went off the court.

shut up.

put some english on it by one who acts October 25, 2009

Honors English 

Honors English is equivalent to Hell.

This Honors English is equivalent to Hell.

Honors English by The Smiley Impaler May 15, 2005

Infinite Improbability English 

Infinite Improbability English is the language you end up with when you type on a Smartphone with spellcheck turned on. It is an especially distinct dialect when using a keyboard enhancement like SWIPE word entry. The term is a portmanteau between the Infinite Improbability Engine as featured in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and the English language. It represent the weighing of probabilities in meaning one does when receiving an apparantly outrageous or non-sequitur message from a Smart device.

These Infinite Improbability English messages along the intended word:

The color is called period red. (Persian)
Dick is coming in my vulva. (Volvo)
I left your shit in the bathroom. (Shirt)
I have a bad case of the manboobs. (Monday's)
Did you get the kinky fuck tickets? (Linkin Park)
Sorry Ma, I just came out of the closet. (Clinic)
I killed her in the woods outside her house then left. (Kissed)

Infinite Improbability English by NutellaBear May 25, 2016

"in english" 

an expression used if the preceding statment was incoherent even though it was in english anyways

"The dude was all lik "blam", and i was jus "ya know" and it jus went down"

"Can you say that "in english" please?"

"in english" by Danny Ramirez December 19, 2006

christy english 

fine ass woman. shes a dime, top of the line, cute face, little waist, and a big behind.

look at that christy english!

christy english by hellisdank666 August 8, 2009