Wookie dookie

A bit quirky or strange

"Omg I'm so wookie dookie!" Jessica said.

"Ur not quirky Jessica shut up," Daniel huffed.

by iamnotphoebe July 27, 2021

Dookie diarrhea hand job

When you take a solid turd and give it a handjob with diarrhea as the lube.

I was bored so I did a dookie diarrhea hand job with my homies.

by Dookiediarrheahandjob February 12, 2022

Bean dookie

Baked beans in a slice of folded bread. A poor mans sandwich. Other beans may be substituted.

A term used to describe a plethora of symptoms and feeling overall awful, such as in dysautonomia or POTS.

This sure is some tasty bean dookie!
What's for dinner? Bean dookie!

I feel like bean dookie.

by xR4V3Nx2018 October 11, 2018

Cookie Dookie

Poop from a cookie and/or poop that is made of digested cookies.

I ate too many cookies. I need to go take a cookie dookie.

by psudeom January 30, 2018

Dookie Don

This refers to the 47th President of the United States of America and the sly reference of how he wears a diaper and shits in it often. It's public knowledge with pictures of famous people holding their noses or making stinky faces.

Damn! You shat yourself like Dookie Don!

by rotaecho September 14, 2025

Dookie dildo

Your fucked up weirdos pooping on your dildo

I love my dookie dildo

by anonymous January 15, 2024

Spookie Dookie

A Spookie Dookie, not to be confused with a Spooky Dookie, is the result of eating far too many Paqui Haunted Ghost Pepper chips. As the name suggests, these chips will haunt your bowels, resulting in a corporeal form of Afterburner to linger.

John: Dude, are you alright?

Mike: Yeah… I ate an entire bag of ghost pepper chips last night and just dropped a Spookie Dookie. I’m feelin’ the heat.

John: You’re a dumbass.

by Nikki Sevenn August 30, 2022