by david howse June 20, 2017
by Isawmybaybay March 30, 2016
A piece of shit ugly abusive loser who brutally abuses and kills small animals to hide his secret insecurity, his micropenis. He is usually seen with a trashy druggie female by his side.
by Justice4Nugget May 06, 2019
david raymond miller is the American born mayor of toronto, the biggest city in Canada. He's known to be a hypocrite for efforts to slash police funding while campaigning on a law and order platform. His communist hoplophobic views are apparent in his repeated calls for handgun bans. His insanity prevents him from realizing that previous repeated banning of inanimate objects fail to prevent them from being used by criminals.
If david miller thinks banning handguns will prevent criminals from using them, he must believe there is no narcotics problem in toronto. Narcotics have been banned for decades, yet criminals traffic them like they were going out of style.
david miller claims half of all guns used in toronto crimes originated from the US, but can't provide proof of this claim. Police admit they can't trace the origins of 60% of these guns. Does david's insanity come with clairvoyance?
david miller claims half of all guns used in toronto crimes originated from the US, but can't provide proof of this claim. Police admit they can't trace the origins of 60% of these guns. Does david's insanity come with clairvoyance?
by Eddy January 16, 2008
Director of:
a shitload of 90s MTV music videos
Alien 3
Seven
The Game
Fight Club (coolest movie ever)
Panic Room
Zodiac
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
The social Network
The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo (2011)
Creator of Netflix's House of Cards (2013), director of episode 1 and 2.
Known for dark and super-slick cinematography (established with long-time collaborator DOP: Jeff Cronenweth), snappy dialogue/acting, adapting interesting (and often dark) stories into 3-hour long movies, perfect editing and getting robbed from the Oscars like Scorcese before Hugo or Kubrick during his entire life.
a shitload of 90s MTV music videos
Alien 3
Seven
The Game
Fight Club (coolest movie ever)
Panic Room
Zodiac
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
The social Network
The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo (2011)
Creator of Netflix's House of Cards (2013), director of episode 1 and 2.
Known for dark and super-slick cinematography (established with long-time collaborator DOP: Jeff Cronenweth), snappy dialogue/acting, adapting interesting (and often dark) stories into 3-hour long movies, perfect editing and getting robbed from the Oscars like Scorcese before Hugo or Kubrick during his entire life.
by eyestaker June 20, 2013
David Kozin is the sexiest guy you’ll ever know. He’s funny, he’s strong, loving, has good humor, will never let you down, an amazing driver, intelligent and has an enormous cock.
by Grandson for President May 17, 2021
1.Co-creator of the extremely hilarious and popular show “Seinfeld” that ran on NBC for 9 seasons. He is also the insperation for the character George.
2.Star and Creator of the TV show “Curb Your Enthusiasm” which runs on HBO. He frequeltly makes an ass out of himself on this show for the sake of comedy. Its hilarity rivals everything you ever though was funny.
3.He is a friend and hero to bald men, lesbians, librals, and Jews around the nation.
4.Lives in Jerry Seinfeld's shadow.
2.Star and Creator of the TV show “Curb Your Enthusiasm” which runs on HBO. He frequeltly makes an ass out of himself on this show for the sake of comedy. Its hilarity rivals everything you ever though was funny.
3.He is a friend and hero to bald men, lesbians, librals, and Jews around the nation.
4.Lives in Jerry Seinfeld's shadow.
(Larry David has a flat tire in the city, and doesn't know how to fix it)
Larry David: (to various passerby) You know anything about changing a tire? Wanna help me change a tire here? No? I could use a little help. I need a little assistance. I never took a shop class, and I need a little help. Ok, I'm just coming flat out and saying 'help me'. Anybody want to help a semi-retarded individual change a tire? 25, 30 dollars. 30 dollars to change this tire. 35 dollars to change this tire right now.
(People are ignoring him)
Larry David: I'll give you 10 dollars for a verbal response. 10 dollars. Anybody want to make 10 dollars and respond verbally? No?
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Larry David: Hear the birds? Sometimes I like to pretend that I'm deaf and I try to imagine what it's like not to be able to hear them. It's not that bad.
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Larry David: (to various passerby) You know anything about changing a tire? Wanna help me change a tire here? No? I could use a little help. I need a little assistance. I never took a shop class, and I need a little help. Ok, I'm just coming flat out and saying 'help me'. Anybody want to help a semi-retarded individual change a tire? 25, 30 dollars. 30 dollars to change this tire. 35 dollars to change this tire right now.
(People are ignoring him)
Larry David: I'll give you 10 dollars for a verbal response. 10 dollars. Anybody want to make 10 dollars and respond verbally? No?
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Larry David: Hear the birds? Sometimes I like to pretend that I'm deaf and I try to imagine what it's like not to be able to hear them. It's not that bad.
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by JesseT May 07, 2006