When something goes well and one person slaps another on the ass to show approval or solidarity.
Typically seen in baseball dugouts when a player hits a home run or scores a run or makes a play that inspires another player or coach to show approval by providing a slightly stimulating slap to a players hind end.
Also used when a player makes a mistake or does poorly at an attempt of some sort to show solidarity or continued love regardless of the lameness of the player.
Speculation abounds as to whether the game of “slapass” or providing a dankspank is simply a thinly veiled attempt to justify the act of laying one’s hand on another’s butt cheek without having to explain why.
Dankspanks are, for some reason an acceptable way for a coach to show approval of adolescent sports participants.
Typically seen in baseball dugouts when a player hits a home run or scores a run or makes a play that inspires another player or coach to show approval by providing a slightly stimulating slap to a players hind end.
Also used when a player makes a mistake or does poorly at an attempt of some sort to show solidarity or continued love regardless of the lameness of the player.
Speculation abounds as to whether the game of “slapass” or providing a dankspank is simply a thinly veiled attempt to justify the act of laying one’s hand on another’s butt cheek without having to explain why.
Dankspanks are, for some reason an acceptable way for a coach to show approval of adolescent sports participants.
“Yo man, great play… smack”
“Hey dog, good try… smack”
“Ha ha, we had a great time last night didn’t we??? Smack”
“That dude needs to control his velocity when he dankspanks”
“Hey Buddy, looking good… smack”
“Hey dog, good try… smack”
“Ha ha, we had a great time last night didn’t we??? Smack”
“That dude needs to control his velocity when he dankspanks”
“Hey Buddy, looking good… smack”
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Slap in this case is an affectionate pat as one would see a baseball coach apply to the rear end of a player when they complete a good play. The two together is now a Dankslap.
Some people see a Dankslap as an attempt to touch another person’s behind while hiding behind some type of celebration or support display when a person needs encouragement.
To express your support either positive or negative wait till the person is walking past you and then wind up and apply either a single - almost too hard yet arguably not hostile slap or a couple soft, quick pats to a person’s rear end while offering words of support - words are particularly important in order to establish you are trying to show support versus just copping a feel.
Slap in this case is an affectionate pat as one would see a baseball coach apply to the rear end of a player when they complete a good play. The two together is now a Dankslap.
Some people see a Dankslap as an attempt to touch another person’s behind while hiding behind some type of celebration or support display when a person needs encouragement.
To express your support either positive or negative wait till the person is walking past you and then wind up and apply either a single - almost too hard yet arguably not hostile slap or a couple soft, quick pats to a person’s rear end while offering words of support - words are particularly important in order to establish you are trying to show support versus just copping a feel.
Hey man, you were a little aggressive with that Dankslap.
“Hey Fred, I prefer you don’t play with my emotions with your Dankslapping”
“Hey Fred, I prefer you don’t play with my emotions with your Dankslapping”
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