mangle dangle

The process of slightly severing the penis from one too many "dick in a box" performances.

Did you hear about Justin Timberlake? He was hospitalized because of a severe mangle dangle.

by FreakStorm January 9, 2014

hanging danglers

Little balls of poop hanging from your ass hair.

As Mike scratched his ass his fingernail picked up hanging danglers.

by IceBlue112 March 15, 2014

deli dangler

Girl who wears short short or skimpy bathing suit and should not because her vaginal lips are peeking past the hem.

"Do not look at that deli dangler bending over on the beach, she is giving an eyeful that you can't Unsee"

by Learn2ride May 6, 2015

vine dangler

Gay, homosexual. A male who who holds other males vines (dicks)

That dude Elton John is a real vine dangler

by SosaWiltChamberlain September 22, 2015

slaying dangles

To masturbate

I’m going to be slaying dangles in the shower.

by evapo777 February 13, 2018

untangle-dangle

What you periodically hafta do with your handset's curly-cord to get da knots outta it --- when it gets snarled up enough, simply tugging on it just doesn't do da trick anymore... ya gotta actually unplug da cord at both ends, carefully unravel da kinks, and then suspend da cord from one end so that it can hang freely to allow it to "naturally" untwist and "equalize" itself.

Adding a swivel-adapter to your handset-cord can indeed sometimes help to reduce its getting all wrapped up around itself and save your having to perform da untangle-dangle so often, but da problem with these doodads is dat dey tend to not have very good swivel-contacts, and so you soon get a lot of static and intermittent sound. Plus da cheaper units tend to not swivel very easily, and so you gotta keep spraying them wif WD-40 to keep them twisting around freely.

by QuacksO January 3, 2019

delaware dangler

This is when a bartender teaches an asshole a lesson by dropping his ballsack into said assholes drink prior to serving.

That dick that ordered the martini got the Delaware Dangler he deserved.

by silas6872 January 6, 2019