A small portion of text that explains the meaning of a word, like the one you are reading right now.
Barney: Hey whats the definition of definition?
Goofy the Dog: Find it on urban dictionary.
Barney: But what is it? I though you knew everything. Do you believe in me? Do you support me? Do you care?
Goofy the Dog: No, I do not give a crap about you.
Goofy the Dog: Find it on urban dictionary.
Barney: But what is it? I though you knew everything. Do you believe in me? Do you support me? Do you care?
Goofy the Dog: No, I do not give a crap about you.
by hissingcobra10 September 18, 2025
Get the Definitionmug. Bob: I made a definition on urban dictionary!
Bob: Wait hold on, forgot to take my schizophrenia pills.
Bob: Yeah, I shouldn't, what's the point of them anyway, I think they cause my schizophrenia! Thanks dave!
Bob: Wait hold on, forgot to take my schizophrenia pills.
Bob: Yeah, I shouldn't, what's the point of them anyway, I think they cause my schizophrenia! Thanks dave!
by the worst guy ever September 4, 2023
Get the Definitionmug. by raybeez March 14, 2022
Get the Definition shittermug. The most integral part of a term in a dictionary, providing a clear explanation of its meaning, usage, and context, essential for understanding and communication, especially in informal settings like Urban Dictionary.
When I looked up "screwvenir" on Urban Dictionary, the definition helped me grasp how it’s used in everyday slang!
by Emotional Cruiser July 18, 2025
Get the definitionmug. Don’t rate this definition if the following is true: all of the above.
Answer! Let’s look at the text on the top. It says none of the below, meaning the middle text and bottom text shouldn’t be true. The top text states that the middle text is actually false, meaning that the top text is proving itself correct. Let’s consider the top text may be true, so the middle text can’t be true. Now if we take the bottom text, it can’t be correct as we already know the middle text is false. That means we have to dislike this definition. The top text says “Dislike this definition if the following is true: none of the below.”
Answer! Let’s look at the text on the top. It says none of the below, meaning the middle text and bottom text shouldn’t be true. The top text states that the middle text is actually false, meaning that the top text is proving itself correct. Let’s consider the top text may be true, so the middle text can’t be true. Now if we take the bottom text, it can’t be correct as we already know the middle text is false. That means we have to dislike this definition. The top text says “Dislike this definition if the following is true: none of the below.”
by ΒITCHES May 6, 2022
Get the Dislike this definition if the following is true: none of the below.mug. Example: "The definition of a hangover is feeling like a raccoon crawled into your skull and threw a rave."
by Dan_78653 January 3, 2025
Get the Definitionmug. I'm mean you hear this motherfucker saying that if "you listen deeply enough you can hear the voice of God," That's still just YOU. You projecting yourself onto the book. Your will.
Hym "You want to know Jordan Peterson's real and secret definition of psychopath? It's the man who does not fear God. Loser? Anyone who won't dance for the creature's amusement. Coward? Anyone who won't let God punish them. He doesn't actually care whether or not God is ontologically real. He believes that all people need to be subordinate to some "higher-order abstraction", Adam. God is just a euphemism to him. So, "the collective good" or "humanity". And he's perfectly willing to speak for it. And anyone who ISN'T subordinate to said "higher-order abstraction" IS JUSTIFIED IN BEING COMPELLED. It's just implicit theocracy. And I know what you're thinking. "BUT I'M AN ATHEIST!" But do you believe in some sort of greater good? That's the SAME THING TO HIM. 'God' isn't 'God' to Jordan Peterson. God is whatever he needs it to be to justify doing whatever he wants."
by Hym Iam April 3, 2023
Get the Definitionmug.