Crumpets

1) a biscuitty thingy peoples eat in England.
2) an STD similar to crabs, but like, different.

1) I will eat your soul for brunch with tea and crumpets!
2) Holy hell, that whore gave me crumpets!

by moony November 18, 2003

crumb gobbler

1920's, A cake-eater ot bun-buster who makes a speciality of crashing in at teas. A person who attends teas and luncheons uninvited.

Ernie is just another crumb gobbler.

by Bob Proczko October 16, 2006

Crumbsnatch

Someone who snatches crums or anything that isn't theirs.
Also someone who is sloppy, grubby, unclean or gets food on their mouth when they eat.

"Man, Paul F is such a crumbsnatch.. he's got shit all over his mouth"

"Ew fuck, what a grubb hogaan."

by Jizzz Bomb May 12, 2008

Do You Want Salt On Your Crumpet

The act of ejaculating over a females vagina

I can't believe you even had the courage to ask her 'Do you want salt on your crumpet'

by Rebecca Haw February 23, 2010

crumulent

Ironically legitimate. Implies that the subject is actually laughably full of shit, but that there is a reason to keep a straight face and pretend that it is not.

Fox News defines crumulent journalism today.

(Note: Because the Colbert Report is satirising legitimacy, it cannot be crumulent, but can only pretend to be crumulent.)

by keith_ng March 12, 2009

that's the way the cookie crumbles

it can mean, "that's life" or "that's how it goes" at the end of a conversation about bad things.

"My dog died last night, and then I broke a nail."
"That's the way the cookie crumbles, honey!"

by Meg May 26, 2004

crumb

(also crum; krum)
another name for the perineum, the spot between your balls and your asshole

Max: Dude, you're so gay
Brian: Eat my crumb

by superkels October 5, 2010