Douche Canoe

Anyone who is french

Frenchie is such a douche canoe

by Victorfudge November 22, 2011

Douche Canoes

Boat shoes

Look at that asshole sailing his douche canoes. What a Chad.

by tankgirl626 September 8, 2013

canoodling

The act of eating noodles in a canoe.

Amy and Amman stocked up on pasta so they can go canoodling on a boat.

by Ross, BMOC June 2, 2011

canoeing

like titty fuck but you put the penis in between the woman's breast, or on a guy's chest, and play with the breast against the penis like the penis is a canoe going white water rafting

steve: what did you and mary do last night?

robert: she wanted to titty fuck but I went canoeing on her instead

by myty399 July 31, 2012

Panty Canopy

the phenomenon among thin women of the fronts of their panties not touching their lower abdomens. This phenomenon is best achieved when the woman is lying on her back. The front of the panty is held up and away from her concave lower abdomen by her hip bones and the bulge of her vulva/pubic mound. Panty canopies are considered attractive by many not only because they demonstrate the thinness of the woman but, when viewed from the proper angle, provide a view of the top of the woman's vulva/pubic mound. (See also panty bridge, which is a subset of the panty canopy.)

That model is showing off how thin she is by lying down, sucking in her already tiny abdomen, and creating a panty canopy so deep that a train could drive under it.

by wouldaben December 16, 2010

Douche Canoe

When douche bags were created back in the 19th century, travelers would carry cargo fulls of this luxury. Eventually the Native Americans would start transporting these douche bags, canoes full, to the people of the United States. So the dirty vaginas of the 19th Century were be relieved by these shipments. These shipments became necessities to the "partners" of those filthy vaginas that the "partners" would be so relieved they would yell, "Hey look, its a DOUCHE CANOE!".

Person A: Man, I heard Calvin lost his job.

Person B: Really, what does he do now?
Person A: Still a Douche Canoer.

by mr. politically correcto. July 6, 2009

canoe trip

A euphemism used to describe getting the raw end of a deal. This can be used in place of getting screwed, getting fucked. The term originated from the common cover "We're going on a canoe trip!" used by couples to mask the fact that they're just heading to a cabin for sexual relations.

Scott: "Hey Will, how's your canoe trip?"

Will: "Getting railed. They're fucking me, brother."

Wife: "Honey, how was work today?"

Husband: "It was a real canoe trip."

by PitchPit December 16, 2009