Covid misinformation

Something de facto defined by Stalin, without Biden's input.

Facebook should be ashamed of itself; it needs Stalin to define covid misinformation.

by Sexydimma July 23, 2021

COVID-19

Black Hole Sun has finally come.

COVID-19 is washing away the rain. 👍

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker February 11, 2021

COVID rebound

The act of returning home to retrieve an accidently-forgotten COVID-19 mask.

"You're back from the store awfully fast!"

"I didn't make it to the store yet. This is just a COVID rebound."

by RobertLovesPi June 26, 2020

COVID Head

COVID Head
The worst blowjob you will ever receive. Given during the quarantine of 2020 by a woman who had the corona virus prior to said blowjob and worse than actually catching the corona virus itself. It includes, but isn't limited to, teeth which tear up the penis as well being digitally penetrated by at least one finger.

Matt: Hey T-Bone what's up?
T-Bone: Dude don't even get me started man I got the covid head yesterday and couldn't even nut.
Matt: One finger or two?
TBone: One, what the Fuck?
Matt: That's why you gotta stick with the holla jobs.

by Ballzmahoney749 May 2, 2020

Covid Dick

When a man takes the clot shot and his dick shrivels up and goes limp.

I don't know which is worse, getting the clot shot and dying or getting the clot shot and getting Covid Dick. Essentially you are dead either way.

by Delta Pussy January 13, 2022

COVID-y

Adjective describing someone who is very worried about contracting COVID-19 and takes extra/over-the-top precautions.

Wow, she's so COVID-y

by sjahan26 October 1, 2020

covid goodbye

When you abruptly leave a gathering of more than 10 people during the pandemic without saying goodbye.

Yo, I’m about to do a covid goodbye. This party has a little too much corona in the air. I’m out.

by h.rahm August 16, 2020