constacall

when your bitch ass wife or girlfriend will not stop trying to call you, even though you obviously do not want to converse. This problem only seems to affect females because most men have enough pride and common sense to call and leave a message and accept that someone may not want to talk to you.

Oh my God, my wife is constacalling me. She must have found something to bitch about!

by big al 454 May 10, 2010

constantly

When something happens all the time

Friend 1: Damm i hate shitting myself constantly
Friend 2: Me too, bud

by bart7782 May 16, 2021

Socially Constipated

The inability to attend a social gathering despite really wanting to go.

Ryan is socially constipated. He wanted to go to the party but no matter how hard he tried he just couldn't go.

by RBass3000 October 6, 2011

Julia Constantelos

The most amazing, perfect, intelligent, athletic, beautiful, kind person in the world.

Julia Constantelos is PERFECT

by crewtrombone October 14, 2012

credit card constipation

When you go on vacation and your credit card company has blocked your account from any flow of money.

Make sure you call MasterCard before you go to New Zealand, you don't want to get credit card constipation!!

by gwai mui MARTIN April 7, 2010

Colster

The office friendly way to say cock holster.

Adam, shut your colster!

by Mat Sully October 2, 2009

west coast irish tough guy

irish man between the ages of 20 and 32 who calls people by last name only. boasts of being a bastard when he acutally can't help but being a decent human being. lives to drink alcohol and has many cohorts, both irish and non-irish

cormac breslin of san francisco, look him up at buckfastmusic.com

by jennifer schilling February 9, 2004