Cowboy Cattle Prod

The act of branding a woman's vagina as to claim ownership.

Jimmy: What smells like burned cunt?

Random girl: Thats me, my boyfriend gave me a Cowboy Cattle Prod

by Mullet Boner August 14, 2011

cowboy stinker

A sexual act, in which a male shoves a dildo up a womans rectum and then the male dry humps the dildo.

Kyle, Cindy is such a slut. I heard she let Bobby give her a cowboy stinker.

by Derpson Herps March 27, 2012

conbogulate

A tendency to reinforce our devotion when asked to defend or explain our position. If we are asked to explain our feelings on an issue, as soon as the words leave our mouths we have already started to cement a position on the issue. Even if we have little or no background knowledge on it. We have the ability to convert hearsay, our own sense of logic or abstract thoughts into "facts" that we can draw upon to justify or explain our position. When challenged on the same idea in the future we are likely to take the original stance rather than revise it. Especially if we believe we hold the popular viewpoint.

"Jeremy Irons once said in an interview that if gay marriage were made legal, it would open up the ability for men to marry their sons. He was slammed by the media. In a media statement to follow he clarified his position by explaining that incest laws were there to prevent inbreeding and logically it does not prevent man and son from marrying."

Clearly his statement was narrow minded, but rather than say "hey I was suffering from verbal diarrhea that day" he became decidedly more resolute in his argument. He conbogulated his argument.

by Santas little helper April 7, 2013

Cowboy JoJo

A Lucky Pierre but where the female is in a reverse cowgirl. This allows Lucky Pierre to slip a finger or additional foreign object (or both if preferred) into her anus for additional stimulation. When Cowboy JoJo cums ideally she should shout YEE-HAA!! and wave her hat in a circular motion.

Jenny and Billy and Barry were trying for a straight up reverse cowgirl DP but Barry slipped and Billy got a bit of a surprise, making Jenny the Cowboy JoJo.

by Dr. Saucy Jack April 28, 2014

cowboy hunter

Cowboy Hunter is a nasty freaking kid who likes old black women. He breaks peoples pencils and leaves bruises on them.

Black girl: I'm in love cowboy Hunter #yeeyee

by Michael😄 June 16, 2016

cowboy hunter

A nasty kid who likes older black women. He breaks peoples pencils and bruises their ankles.

Cowboy Hunter and his black lover will be together forever! #yeeyee

by Michael😄 June 16, 2016

cowboy update

A) (Verb, to get): to get your news on soc-med such as Facebook, Twitter and other social media sites

B) ( noun): the news items that's available through social media like the news column on Facebook' s right hand side.

If you are going to get a cowboy update definition a ), from such semi believable sources such as Facebook's cowboy update definition b), please learn how to think critically

by Sexydimma May 31, 2016