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Simon's Rock College

An early college in Great Barrington Mass. All the students are would be juniors or seniors in high school, who either graduated early or dropped out to go to Simon's Rock. It's awesome, though has recently been overrun with hipsters, which can make it difficult to figure out if you're "mainstream", or they are. The official mascot is the Fighting Llama, and it does not have any official colors (though maroon is pretty common on campus). Regardless, it's an awesome place, far more awesome then some bitter person who writes mean definitions about it on urbandictionary.
Hey, you went to Simon's Rock college? You must be awesome!

Guthlaxton College 

'Gutho'. An upper school in Wigston, Leicester. Often defined for its lack of results and bad taste chair colours (C Block). If you visit you will be killed in A-block between 11.15-11.30 and possibly be attacked by a group of year 10 chavs hiding behind the PE huts having a fag.

No doubt if you go 'GUTHO' you will go out on a friday night down 'memorial' and drink white ace. Usually getting chased home by Vinny on his bike and having the police in Cox's assembly the next week and hiding your head in shame.

Why is the blue room called the blue room? Why does Keller walk around with his ear piece in? Who is Wendy in 'Wendys'? Are Mrs Refugiato and Hadkiss sisters? Do You slide the window up for the cashier or knock on it? Have you met 'Boss man'? Listened to the same assembly by Cox each year? Have you met the crow? Have you noticed the librarian is horrible? Why do people meet at swimming baths? Does anyone do spanish? Do you like the cheese in the panini's? Noticed how much the gym smells?

We love Gutho and the endless amount of Chavs in matching tracksuits that attend :)!
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Guthlaxton College by Iloveurban69 November 18, 2010

Middlebury College

A large experimental chamber designed to measure the effects of extreme workload and stress on college students.
Life at Middlebury College: Study study write study all-nighter write drink study drink write write study drink write write write WRITE WRITE all-nighter WRITE WRITE die

Broome Community College 

Broome Community College, also known by its pretentious title SUNY Broome, is a 2 year community college located in the de-facto capital of New York's Southern Tier Binghamton.

Students finding themselves attending the overly promoted institution fall under the follow categories:

1. They are a local resident who didn't have the necessary GPA/SAT scores to get into nearby Binghamton University.

2. They are a non-local resident who didn't have the necessary GPA/SAT scores to get into nearby Binghamton University.

3. They don't know what the fuck they want do yet and to appease their pissed of parents they enroll in liberal arts and end up with a two year degree and no job.
Teacher: "What do you want to do after high school?"

Student: "I don't know what I want to do yet. I'll probably go to BCC (Broome Community College)."

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Brian: "I'm off to State Tech Ag Central College Tech"
Stewart: "There's really two 'tech's in there?"

Emmaus Catholic College 

A private secondary school hidden around a farm, located in the Western Sydney area. The religion practiced is Roman Catholicism. The school is racially diverse and (oddly enough) religiously diverse. All the rich, cookie-cutter ghetto's go here and it's better than its neighbouring high schools like St Clair High or Erskine Park High which is merely filled with bogan junkies and eshays or eshlads. The juniors are real feral degenerates. Teachers are chill and lit but the admins give the biggest dirties.
Example 1
Mr. N: Good morning, Emmaus Catholic College.
All: Good morning, Mr N.
Mr. N: *presents a 20 minute long speech*

Example 2
Person: so what school do you go to?
Emmaus student: Emmaus Catholic College.
Person: ... the fuck is that?
Emmaus student: it's a school isolated from the outside world. The school is full of Mac Fags.