Clown Titties

-Adjective

1. Male or Female aereolae of greater size than ordinary.

That bitch and/or dude had clown titties the size of dinner plates!

by Toid1 February 6, 2012

crackin' the clown

getting drunk, cracking open a forty oz., getting your buzz on, getting goofy on alcohol.

"tonight we're crackin' the clown"
(from the Toe Head CD "New Disaster")

by T.B. February 13, 2004

douche clown

n. A combination of a douchebag, and a clown; a person so pathetic that it appears funny to everyone around them.

Wow that kid thinks he actually has a chance with that girl, what a douche clown.

by Boozer August 11, 2005

boxing the clown

to masturbate, to jack off, to rub one out

my mom caught me "boxing the clown"!

by M.Kelly January 5, 2007

clown mode

When a sports team or their coach decides to continue a massive beating when the game is clearly out of reach. Also excessive end zone celebrating in the same situation. In effect the winning team is clowning the losing team.

The Gators are beating FAMU 70-0 and they elect to go for 2 points! Coach Spurrier is definately in clown mode!

A defensive back from Oklahoma does the Heisman Trophy pose in the endzone after returning an INT 99 yards to make the score OU-52 Texas A&M-0. That dude is in clown mode!

by Sleepy December 2, 2003

Corona Clown

Any individual who simply cannot understand the very serious consequences of ignoring social distancing during a pandemic crisis; who demonstrates value of their own personal misguided satisfaction over the lives of others by proceeding with non-urgent, unnecessary and high-risk international air-travel.

Yeah, I've never seen such high levels of arrogance and ignorance displayed by so many. All it takes is one Corona Clown to bring back serious misery ...

by YAWA March 14, 2020

Ass Clown

It's when a girl with lots of make up is eating your ass while you are standing up and her mascara and lip stick leaves a mark on your ass that resembles a clown's face.

Man that chick from the bar with all the make up was tossing my salad last night and I woke up with an ass clown.

by KY KidXXX September 24, 2010