New England Wind Chimes

When all employees hang themselves simultaneously at their place of work...

I went to clock into work today, but there they were..swaying like New England Wind Chimes

by Metalh3d87 November 19, 2020

Mentally disabled client

And not anything else.

The mentally disabled client keeps waking up but everyone knows it would be better if it didn't.

by Hym Iam November 20, 2020

kawasaki wind chimes

Breasts so large that just watching them dangle will put you into a zen like trance.

Oh momma those are some Kawasaki wind chimes if I’ve ever seen em.

by thepulloutking June 2, 2022

terrington st clement

A large village on the outskirts of King's Lynn in Norfolk. Lots of rural farmland & marshland & frequently see tractors & combine harvesters.
A few local stores, takeaways & family businesses. Mostly friendly people

I've lived in Terrington St Clement all my life & think it's a lovely village

by AIKNIGHT April 17, 2023

Wagner Lopes Clemente Arruda Dekker

a human, person,, he will be there when you need it most

may or may not have a likening toward feet

me: is that wagner lopes clemente arruda dekker?
me 2: yes, and look! he's listening to stronger than you (sans version)

by verycoolman100 August 2, 2024

irish wind chime

Dead IRA members hanging from a tree

We hung those IRA bastards by the neck and made Irish Wind Chimes

by Man U for life March 24, 2024

Tasmanian Wind Chime

The man stands up on the bed, the woman then stands on a stool or chair and starts sucking the man. The man grabs the woman and kicks out the chair having the woman hanging while sucking the man. Her legs will dangle like a wind chime.

After a couple shots of ropaadope whiskey she let me hit the Tasmanian wind chime last night, I had her singing like a wind chime.

by BC694 February 24, 2025