clap scan

A pun on 'CAT scan', a clap scan involves undergoing urine and/or blood tests to find out if you've got cooties or not. Sometimes condoms can break, or someone told you they were clean when they weren't. That's when you need a clap scan.

Hey, good news, my clap scan came back clean.

by MexicanJumpingLlama November 27, 2019

clap drappler

The act of placing one's hands around anothers penis and repeatedly clapping your hands together.

Hey honey do you want me to start with foreplay by me giving you the clap drappler?

by Iva Tinkle February 26, 2011

stunt clap

two very hard claps given to a deserving person, often beginning with the phrase "put your walls on the ground" and ending with confusion

mar mar says, "everybody put your balls on the ground and give nick two stunt claps"

by hahahmj November 17, 2010

Slap and clap

When you have sex to music

Last night we slapped and clapped

I gave her the slap and clap

by Nochancepeepants February 21, 2022

clap chute

Back window of a straight piped 90s chevy

Open the clap chutes so we can hear the ol girl clap

by Clap daddy April 26, 2023

Corona Clap

The Covid 19 Corona virus of 2020 has caused a lot of commotion, worry and even death. As it is a biological infection, like the more common STD gonnarhea clap found around college campuses and trailer parks, as well as throughout congress, this is an alternative slang name combining old and new - thus, the Corona Clap.

The college kid from Duluth caught the Corona Clap while on spring break in Florida.

I thought I had caught the clap from Bobbi Sue, but that bitch gave me the Corona Clap. I'm gonna die!
I don't even drink Corona beer, and now I have the Corona Clap! WTF!

by Salty 40 March 23, 2020

slap and clap

Donkey Kong's forward-smash in Super Smash Bros.

I slap and clapped that Sheik into oblivion.

by LowTier January 31, 2018