A Dusty Christian is when your partner is laying on thier back with their legs together, and arms straight out. Then you pour baby powder on your asshole and blow a huge fart, thus showering them with the powder, and bestowwing your personal blessing on thier face.
by Xx I R I S H xX March 8, 2010
Get the Dusty Christianmug. A person who claims the highest moral and ethical expectations of others, due specifically to their “strong Christian values”, while supporting people/political parties who commit sexual/humanitarian/financial/ethical crimes.
Extremely quick to judge others, while expecting to never be judged themselves, they are often living in direct conflict with the religious beliefs they claim to have.
Regularly able apply religious beliefs in whatever way most conveniently fits their argument, hiding behind their religion as needed.
Extremely quick to judge others, while expecting to never be judged themselves, they are often living in direct conflict with the religious beliefs they claim to have.
Regularly able apply religious beliefs in whatever way most conveniently fits their argument, hiding behind their religion as needed.
No matter how disgusting or immoral the Republicans behave, convenience Christians can always justify or ignore their actions, mostly due to their shared common hatred of Liberals, minorities, immigrants and the LGBTQ community.
by tibbidoe March 10, 2019
Get the convenience Christianmug. A person that has the appearance of a Christian, one who acts and speaks as a Christian, but one who never truly believed in Jesus.
by Pastor John marco April 21, 2020
Get the Judas Christianmug. Real Radical Christians Love, Christ is in them and their very life, words and actions reflect the Love of Christ for people. They are the ones you can call in the middle of the night, and talk to. They will still Love you when no one else does. Why? Because they know Christ, and met and meet with Him everyday. Christ’s Love has captured their heart, they cannot help but Love. They cannot help but to help you, they cannot help but to take care of you, they cannot help but to bless you, they cannot help but to love you. It’s more than’ good ole Southern Hospitality’ too… It’s real.
They don’t throw the bible in your face… They are like ‘little Jesuses’ on earth. They are shinning lights on a hill that cannot be hidden. They aren’t self-promoting, God promotes them involuntarily. God’s light shines through them, you never want to leave their presence… You don’t want to leave the peace, hope, joy, and love that surround them. What they have is intoxicating, not toxic.
They are what Jesus was, but they will be straight forward with you as Christ was. They want to others to know the complete awe inspiring Love they know. A love greater than the Love they have with their spouses and children, while those loves are still great to them. But a Love that has Radically changed their life, and they voluntarily accepted that Love at whatever the cost because it was the first real thing they have ever encountered in their whole life.
They don’t throw the bible in your face… They are like ‘little Jesuses’ on earth. They are shinning lights on a hill that cannot be hidden. They aren’t self-promoting, God promotes them involuntarily. God’s light shines through them, you never want to leave their presence… You don’t want to leave the peace, hope, joy, and love that surround them. What they have is intoxicating, not toxic.
They are what Jesus was, but they will be straight forward with you as Christ was. They want to others to know the complete awe inspiring Love they know. A love greater than the Love they have with their spouses and children, while those loves are still great to them. But a Love that has Radically changed their life, and they voluntarily accepted that Love at whatever the cost because it was the first real thing they have ever encountered in their whole life.
A Radical Christian lives out a 1 Corinthians Chapter 13 Love for all people, not just God or their spouse.
by FIRE Breather May 9, 2011
Get the Radical Christianmug. the belief of christianity and wiccans mixed.
people say its impossible, but from the bible we see, people usuing 'magik' to heal. Some christain-wicca's believe diffrent thing. But both belive that there are two forms of magic 'sympathetic magic' which is prayer and a more 'physical magic' which is sacrifices or herbs.
some believe in reincanation, some don't. some believe that the triple goddesses are the trinity, and some believe that the triple goddesses where sent down by God to guide us.
its not a stupid thing, its reasonable and its not fast growing its discreet, but its mainly about love and what you believe in. we don't have laws like chritianity or wiccans, we just stretch out.
people say its impossible, but from the bible we see, people usuing 'magik' to heal. Some christain-wicca's believe diffrent thing. But both belive that there are two forms of magic 'sympathetic magic' which is prayer and a more 'physical magic' which is sacrifices or herbs.
some believe in reincanation, some don't. some believe that the triple goddesses are the trinity, and some believe that the triple goddesses where sent down by God to guide us.
its not a stupid thing, its reasonable and its not fast growing its discreet, but its mainly about love and what you believe in. we don't have laws like chritianity or wiccans, we just stretch out.
wiccan: may the horned god bless you
Christian:may Jesus forgive you
christian-wicca: aww thanks guys! =
Christian:may Jesus forgive you
christian-wicca: aww thanks guys! =
by Blehh blu blah February 8, 2009
Get the Christian-wiccamug. A follower of the person of Jesus Christ who chooses to follow the His teachings but does not feel compelled (or fears) to share or propogate his personal faith among others.
by James Cox November 12, 2006
Get the closet christianmug. verb. The act of ravaging a person sexually while blaming one's sexual deviance on a broken psyche, thereby converting the once vial act of near-rape into something your partner (and women everywhere) will perceive as romantic and desirable.
-the act of sadistic "fuckery" on an individual.
-the act of sadistic "fuckery" on an individual.
"Dude, she had a black eye, busted lip, and was in a coma for 3 weeks, I totally went Christian Grey on her!!!"
"The jury found the defendant guilty of first degree "Christian Grey'ing" after being shown evidence such as the victim's hospital bill, an abortion bill, and photos of dozens of women tied to rafters."
"The jury found the defendant guilty of first degree "Christian Grey'ing" after being shown evidence such as the victim's hospital bill, an abortion bill, and photos of dozens of women tied to rafters."
by TnJrealtalk December 17, 2012
Get the Christian Grey'ingmug.