Choking on a squeaky duck

When your taking a tub and and you love autoerotic asphyxiation but don’t have anything to choke yourself so you stick a rubber duck down your throat and hope you will cough it up in time before you die.

Aaron carter was just found choking on a squeaky duck

by Rubberducksareevil November 5, 2022

chicken choke hold

The act of completing masturbation while on hold with customer service. CCH for short.

Charter customer service sucks. I had time to pull off the CCH (chicken choke hold)! twice.

by Dirty Actuary January 17, 2011

Pull choke

Slang term for someone who is always doing dumb shit but thinks he’s cool

Curt chicks don’t want to see you talk with your butt man quit being such a pull choke!

by Buck Mahogany March 20, 2025

Stein choke hold

A battle choke hold where a fat guy holds you in place and crams a Big Mac in your mouth until you fall unconscious

Oh heck no Shingleston done hit me with the Stein choke hold

by anonymous December 28, 2022

honk-choking

When your laughing so hard you choke and honk at the same time

Omg look at Katalina she honk-choking so hard right now!

by Vanilla jam December 28, 2023

Choking Seagull

When you put your dick in a girls mouth, hold it there and grab the bulge, making her caww, resembling a seagull choking on a hot dog.

Face fucked this bird last night, gave her the choking seagull and she cawed loud enough to remind me of my times at the beach.

by Gedgemeister General October 2, 2019

bloke choke

A man masturbating.

Just a short bloke choke before work.

by Ereck Flowers May 4, 2019