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Colorado Bitches

The worst fucking women on the planet.

Some characteristics would be: impatient, complains a lot, slutty, think they’re the hottest bitch on the planet, and so fucking annoying you’ll want to snap your own neck.

Acceptable names for girls from Colorado are as followed: Bitch, Whore, Skank, piece of fucking trash, literally anything other than what they would want to hear.
Person 1: “Yo what were the Colorado Bitches like?”

Person 2: “I took some dubs, and took some Ls but fucking hated all of them”
by Phil MePuss November 27, 2022
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Coloradan

A city boy who pretends to be a mountain man every now and then.
I like playing on my Switch and sipping Starbucks. This weekend, I'm hiking up the National Monument. I'm such a Coloradan.
by moonman239 November 29, 2022
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Choranthroporomantic

A person who can only feel affection for countryhumans, but not sexually. (Chora meaning country) (Anthropo meaning human)
A: Did you hear that C is choranthroporomantic?

B: What's that?

A: It means C is into countryhumans, but in a platonic love level!
by Clara The Capybara March 22, 2023
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Colorado Caboose

The act of contributing to a Tennessee Train Track, and getting stuck with the last position of the chain.
“How did your Thursday go last week?”

“Man, it was crazy, the only problem was that I was the Colorado Caboose of the train, now my teeth are all soggy.”
by Homosexual_Badger April 18, 2023
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Colorado cork

When one c*ms in a condom, freezes said condom, then used it as an butt plug.
Wow! I could really use a “Colorado cork” right now.
by anonymous May 17, 2023
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Colorado Farewell

To brain (flip out a testicle) on a train platform as your friends are leaving on a train) or just waiting...)

Look up braining for more explicit definitions but you get the idea. It looks like a little brain.
My friend brained us to say goodnight after a great day at the beach. It was difficult to see and blurry so we uploaded it to FB, just to basically say don't do that Within 20 seconds he messaged us that his brain was already visible in Malaysia so of course we deleted it. Hilarious though. Apparently it is a traditional goodbye in South Park, Colorado. Most guys do it. He just didn't expect my gf to take a photo or for it to go viral in 20 seconds. The Colorado Farewell. Then they slide down a mountain with no skis or helmet backwards with a bag of gummies. Braining the whole way.
by TheOtherScientist June 10, 2023
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Colorado Rocky

It involves a rope, gasoline, and fire. Mann you don’t even want to know
When me and Phillip get back imma give him the colorado rocky
by Big Benoit July 1, 2023
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