A Badger's Chance

Not having any chance AT ALL to comprehend the difference between reality and make believe.

"He thought ANTIFA was behind the capitol riots? How?"
"Yeah. He didn't have a Badger's Chance as soon as Breitbart started releasing their fake news."

by Omendob March 8, 2021

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by Skyrim550 April 7, 2022

Penitentiary Chances

When you've got good odds of ending up in jail or prison. When someone has a dad or a brother in prison, they've got penitentiary chances.

"Don't mess with him, he won't hesitate to mess you up. He's got penitentiary chances."

by heartofsouthcentral April 17, 2019

Chaise

The most horrible guy you’ll ever meet. A Chaise is a guy you do not want to cross. Rude, backstabbing, toxic, and fake. Nobody likes a Chaise. He’s short and fat, and looks like Thomas the tank engine. We hate Chaise’s!

Chaise? He’s horrible! Let’s rip his eyes out with a spork and hit him over the head with a chair!

by S0ftgl0ss May 11, 2019

Chance Matlock

skinny prude... but still quite cute... boy

"Damnett chance you bit my tongue!"

by Marissa March 25, 2005

chanel

a retarded girl who loves justin bieber

"omg is that chanel"
"yeah she's retarded"

by aaron cant do sport August 22, 2016

Chansey

a pink, Normal type that is carrying an egg.

Look! It's Chansey! I will catch you piece of chance!

by Jovito March 16, 2021