Carrot

The carrot, also known as Chamaepsila rosae, is a creamy yellow fly that enjoys long walks on the beach, sunbathing, and weird, stringy, orange vegetables.

Hey, I found a dead carrot!

by MrMeow November 21, 2017

Carrot

Carrot is a player in Among Us who is always suspicious and usually the imposter.

"Carrot looks sus." "To be fair, Carrot is always sus."

by carrot=sus March 31, 2021

Carrot Fingletooter

When two or more romantic partners come into the respected holding of a gathering dressed in carrot uniforms and try their best to fart the stem off each other. you can only win if one gets pink eye or the stem gives way

“Yeah boys definitely come round tonight with your wife’s we can get a 8 way Carrot Fingletooter”

by Andy Pipkin67 August 28, 2025

Baby carrot

When a man has a dick the size of a fucking baby carrot, its so small it can fit up ones nose. BE CAREFUL!!!! DO NOT ENGAGE WITH CARROT DICK PEOPLE!!!!!! Find a big ol eggplant ;)

His dick was like a fucking baby carrot like boy what the hell boy

by gaygayhomesexualgay February 19, 2022

carrot balloon

Those wind sock things that are orange and look like carrots

Oh look at those carrot balloons blowing in the wind!

by daboomtish August 21, 2016

Carrot cake

Something you bring to a Fleetwood Mac concert

"You brought a carrot cake to a fleedwood mac concert"
"That's true"
"Do you like fleedwood mac?"
"Yeah, and carrot cake"

by Lynxxh May 24, 2022

biting the carrot

When you are fucking your girl and she squeezes her vagina lips so tight that it cute off circulation causing it to turn orangeish red

hey man my girl was biting the carrot the other night!
Didn't it hurt?

by tpainga December 3, 2024