Jungle Cancer

The undying love of girls for black men.

A form of jungle fever but permanent.

Stacey: I love big black cock, I think I have jungle fever.

Person #1: It's not fever, you have it all the time.

Stacey: Oh, right it's jungle cancer!

by TurtleBoy001 May 15, 2010

Libra and cancer

Libra and Cancer are a royal capability.The Libra will stay by Cancer’s side forever.And cancer will be there to help.You can coincided cancer as a hot bodyguard.And Libra as a sensitive stripper.

-oh wow what a nice couple mmm the guy is so cute
-Yeah it’s Libra and cancer going together.They always together.

by Sensei- November 30, 2020

throat cancer

when a female gives bad fellatio

James: Man, don't mess with Tiffanie!
Jacob: Why not??
James: She got throat cancer!!!!

by Konnevil October 5, 2007

as serious as cancer

something extremely serious, like cancer

Brittany: Hey! I just crashed my car into a ditch!
Joe: Are you serious??
Brittany: As serious as cancer!

by B Fox January 15, 2008

Noob Cancer

Mostly used in team based on-line games, where a number of poor players are so bad, they start to effect the more skilled members of the team. Most likely becuase they are annoyed at their useless team-mates, and are too preoccupied yelling at them to concentrate on the game, or they know they have no chance of winning and just give up. Thus the cancer of a handful of useless noobs, spreads to the whole team, making them all useless.

"IDIOT! Look what you made me do! Just go away! Give your noob cancer to some other server!"

by PoisonedAl August 12, 2009

Texticular Cancer

A sickness where people constantly text message each other throughout the day. Also can describe someone who wont stop texting and is on the phone texting ALL DAY. Can possibly lead to carpal tunnel.

I think Mandy might have texticular cancer because she is texting Sarah and shes only 3 feet away.

If you keep texting your gf 100 times a day you will get texticular cancer.

by Sean Mullett February 11, 2007

el cancer

the cancer you get from eating too much tacos

I’m not feeling too good, I think I have el cancer.

by urawanker69 March 19, 2021