Someone who is nicknamed Toolie, and considers themselves to be akin to Julius Caesar. Most likely very sly, sharp-tongued, handsome in real life, very smart (doesn't matter if book smart or street smart), very dominant, and probably excels in sports.
Guy 1: "Hey, Toolie. Why do you have a Julius Caesar profile picture?"
Guy 2: "Because I'm Toolius Caesar."
Guy 2: "Because I'm Toolius Caesar."
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You then empty a bag of salad on her back and toss the salad with your Creamy Caesar dressing.
You then empty a bag of salad on her back and toss the salad with your Creamy Caesar dressing.
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Get the julius caesar lopez mug.When you take a girl on a date to Little Caesar’s, where you then split a $5 Hot and Ready Pizza in your car, and she proceeds to give you a hand job while her hands are still covered in pizza grease and cheese.
Jessica is such a slut, she gave me the cheesiest little Caesar’s hand job on the first date in my 1998 Subaru Outback, what a fucking skank
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