1 definition by Ronscreamysurprise

A Creamy Caesar is where you repeatedly stab a women in the back with your penis while Cumming, shouting 'FOR THE EMPIRE'.

You then empty a bag of salad on her back and toss the salad with your Creamy Caesar dressing.
She came over, and I gave her a Creamy Caesar
by Ronscreamysurprise September 12, 2021
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