cabbage patch

some vaginal foliage

"She had hair everywhere, so I said, 'you dumb bitch, shave your cabbage patch!'"

by JW#1 November 3, 2006

Cabbage head

The state of waking up slow and hazy after smoking large amounts of pot the night before. Similar to a hang over, but much less painful because pot is not a poison, unlike alcohol. Another example of the sheer stupidity of prohibition.

Dude came over last night with some awesome brownies. We also just had to try my brand new double chamber bong while playing Guitar Hero. Don't make me do any math today, I got a huge cabbage head.

by spazzmonk February 9, 2009

Muff Cabbage

A bad tasting vagina. slang for a sour unpleasant tasting vagina.

I went to give her oral and she had muff cabbage.

by answersinc. October 15, 2010

muff cabbage

congealed semen or vaginal mucus in a person's pubic hair which typically peels off in leafy shapes

The citizens of New Jersey are notoriously known for their excessive muff cabbage, as they often engage in unprotected intercourse and do not postcoitally groom themselves.

by UtterlyInept October 14, 2012

Camila Caballo

a human being who has a crush on a guy thats name starts with the letter R and ends with the letter e she claims to be camila cabello but we call her camila Caballo which is The spanish way to stay horse camila Horse camila caballo we are good friends but why not go ahead and ship her with the man of her dreams C:> after that we could go and raid area 51 or target

camila:hey guys my name is camila Cabello!!
Brian:Camila caballo?
camila:NO CAMILA CABELLO!!
brian:okie okie I understand camila cambllo

by Cuz why not dude? December 18, 2019

loco de la cabasa

A term humiliating someones stupiditty. Its a spanish word for " crazy in the head" You can say it to your gay parents when they ground you. Or say it to your bitchy teachers when they fail you.

God mom why do you have to be so LOCO DE LA CABASA. Just cause Im out partying with my friends and your at home do the laundry doesnt mean you have to f*cking ground me!!!

by Poopfart January 15, 2007

Give me your cabbage

An ambiguous way of asking for someones virginity.

Kate: "Give me your cabbage!"
Fred: "when and where? ;)"

by vegetableperson March 12, 2011