commissioner’s curse

When you troll the current fantasy football commissioner into quiting and then you become the commissioner. The result of which, jinxes the new commissioner to have his fantasy season crumble to pieces in the playoffs. See also Madden curse.
Wow, Eric talked so much shit to Alex that he got stuck with the commissioner’s curse
by No Bell, No Problem.... December 03, 2018
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commissioner’s curse

When you troll the current fantasy football commissioner into quiting and then you become the commissioner. The result of which, jinxes the new commissioner to have his fantasy season crumble to pieces in the playoffs. See also Madden curse.
Wow, Eric talked so much shit to Alex that he got stuck with the commissioner’s curse.
by No Bell, No Problem.... December 03, 2018
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Curses Multiply

All humans are cursed.
All curses multiply.
All curses stack.
Therefore, all curses multiply and stack for all humans.
Curses multiply for all humans. This is based on how often humans attempt to break the Law in whole, or in part — autonomously or in affiliation with the race, national or ethnic origin, colour, religion, age, sex, sexual orientation, gender identity or expression, marital status, family status, genetic characteristics, disability or themselves or of others.

All deaths are final.

Bye, fuckers.
by TheOnlyGian June 22, 2023
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the 1989 curse

the 1989 curse refers to when during the 1989 (SV) era, Taylor Swift was struggling mentally with an eating disorder. at the end of every show, she reportedly felt like she was going to pass out after every show. while this era was still going on (2014-2016), Kim K. called her a snake. on Taylors Instagram, twitter, and any social media platform she had, she was flooded with comments of the snake emoji.

now, during the 1989 (TV) era, during her era's tour in Rio de Janeiro in brazil, one of her fans sadly passed away. she almost passed out during one of her shows as well due to the intense heat in Brazil this past summer. she was crying in her hotel room when she found out some of her fans had died. Taylor was being called a snake again due to her not "giving her fans water" when it was not her fault. the venue refused to give out water to her fans, and when she was on stage, she was scanning the crowd. she called out water to a fan who needed it during her performance of all too well ten-minute version of the red era.

tl;dr both eras were highly successful, but she was criticized and canceled in both of them for things she didn't even mean to happen.
Person A: "did you hear about the 1989 curse?"
Person B: "no, i didnt, what is it?"
by princesspower781 January 05, 2024
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pygmy curse

Is a curse you say out loud ,by name, when you want to put a stop to something happening.
I said,"Pygmy Curse" before the opponent team had a chance to score another point
by Catwoman😻. February 20, 2025
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Curse of the Internet

The curse of the internet is a common phenomenon where internet users would put unprofessional, horny, derogatory, racist, or generally nonsensical imagery/text in a public sharing non-social media website.
"I've been studying how everyone on the internet behaves, they've always been like this, I dub this the Curse of the Internet, as I couldn't find a better name for this."
by tentilol February 12, 2022
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Simp Curse

When you simp for so long bad things could happen.
Bob has been a simp for months now and recently found a tumor in his head he thinks he has the Simp Curse.
by TesterLester January 24, 2021
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