butter pussy

A smelly pussy

Ew bitch you have butter pussy

by Tug Me August 22, 2017

Butter Sugar Daddy

A sugar daddy who fits all the specifications of being a classic "sugar daddy", but on top of that is also thicc and sweet in personality, like a butter sugar bun.

Oliver isn't just my sugar daddy, he's a butter sugar daddy!

by kjosephison September 2, 2017

Butter Jerk

Giving oneself a wank or receiving a hand job with some form of lubricant. May be a commercial sex lube or an improvised lube such as a food sauce, condiment or heavy saliva.

I used to just dry rub one out until I discovered KY warming gel. Now I butter jerk every chance I get.

Your mom was making me breakfast and she broke out the spray butter and strawberry jam and gave me a quick butter jerk.

by Eaton Holgoode January 22, 2018

Butlerism

The act of fucking dead roadkill to fulfill your sexual desires, named after supposed beastial necrophiliac Andrew Butler. He was was reported to authorities after sticking his cock in a decomposing squirrel that was hit by a car, coining the term.

Did you see Mark last night? He was standing above a dead deer with his dick out last night. I think he practices butlerism.

by PrimordialHomo June 4, 2018

Butter Stump

A wet, sex juice covered semi-erect penis. Typically the post coital or masturbated male knob.

I passed out last night after rubbing one out and woke up with a butter stump.

We cuddled after sex until my butter stump started sticking to her leg.

by Eaton Holgoode December 18, 2018

Butter Braid

A sexual act for the culinarily inclined. The Butter Braid is performed when the male has protected sex with a woman and ejaculates into the condom. He then retracts his penis, carefully removes the condom, and proceeds to use the filled condom like an icing packet and ices the thorax of the female, as if she was a raspberry Butter Braid. If he wants to add a narcissistic touch, he can write his own name in the icing.

A.R.: "Dude I haven't gotten action since the Reagan administration, but how's that new girl you've been seeing?"
F.S.: "Really well, but she's still making me rock the Jimmy hats. Lame I know, but she let me butter braid her this morning. Nothing like hot icing on warm buns playa".

by FreakoSuave January 1, 2019

Butter Rub

After partaking in a copious amount of extra buttery movie theater popcorn, your girl gives you a quick greasy hand job with her buttered fingers during the coming attractions.

I always order the largest bucket of corn at the movies. It ensures Rachel will give me a great butter rub before the movie starts.

by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019