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santorum broth

Damn church, she stank like that Santorum Broth.
by soundbite tyrone January 29, 2012
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little brother

little brother: *sleeping*
me: *shouts in ear* WAKE UP
little brother: *still sleeping*
me: i give up
by an idiot November 13, 2020
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Jonas Brothers

A really overrated mainstream.. Ah screw it, they just suck so much, they dont need a definition. they suck, period. they dont have talent, the guitarists suck, the drummer sucks, and the trio is gay, they have threesomes every Saturday. They just pretend to like "hot girls", but they're really gay. That loser whos dating Selena Gomez is a closet case, obviously.

Majority of Jonas fans are 8 - 13 year old girls who think if something is popular, it's good. and they also think that if a band's members are ugly, they suck.

The fans are stupid, and are usually bashed by Guns N' Roses fans. They tend to hate on us and say things like Slash being gay and Axl Rose being ugly and that they suck cause they're old, but in reality: they do suck. NOW. They rocked hard in the late 80s early 90s but not anymore.

They also hate anything that is not of 2007, and when comparing Beatles to JB, they say Beatles are a bunch of old dead people from the 1930s (someone actually said this) and to old rock fans, they tell us "Get with the times." No, I dont wanna get with the times when most music of "the times" is shit.

One last thing: THIS BAND IS NOT ROCK. FACE IT, IT'S GAY MAINSTREAM POP. ROCK HAS GUITAR SOLOS, GOOD RIFFS, TALENT.
average jonas fan: OMFG THE JONAS BROTHERS? THE ARE SO HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Like nick is the absolute hottest LULZ. he's a good christian boy. he would never go out with that skank Miley. OMFG hold on!!! they're song just came on disney radio!!!! LMAO. OMFG


*actual quote, im not even kiddin*
by jermomsucksmydick October 1, 2008
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Jonas Brothers

Ear rape.
a band of brothers that tries to put the highest quantity of bad, inharmonious sounds in a 3 minute time slot to poorly written lyrics. Teeny-bopper fodder.
oooh! real life example
My mother watching SNL Jonas Brothers Performance: How can any one like this?
Me:....I-I don't know.
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A: wanna hear my bands new song?
B: sure?
:after song is done:
B:..... that was horrible. it was like the Jonas Brothers
A: I can't be that bad!
B: oh it is, my ears they bleed
by yourfisharemine December 6, 2009
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brotha from anotha motha

Brother from another mother.
a long way of saying "homie"
or something of the sort.
It sounds better though, because it rhymes and whatnot. Almost like a little poem or something.

It originates from some movie that I can't recall the name of.
yo yo wasup muh brotha from anotha motha ?
by Art Vandelay March 13, 2003
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Brotha Name

Brotha Name

A stupid name given to a black guy ("brotha") that just doesn't make any sense. Usually just a normal name with something like "De," "La," or "Ja" in front of it, but sometimes entirely made up, the Brotha Name takes on some of the stupidest forms and makes for endless entertainment for the rest of us.

Also makes you wonder if the person's parents were on the good shit when they named the kid.
Examples of a Brotha Name:
Le Kevin
LaMont
Tashard
Martellus
Montrae
Plaxico
D'Qwell
DeSean
Ladell
Erasmus
DeAngelo
LaRon
Marshawn
Leodis
Edgerrin
Anquan
DeShaun
Takeo
Dashon
DeMichael
La'Roi
Dewayne
Demorrio
DaJuan
JaMarcus
LaDainian
Aveion
DeShawn
Jermichael
Tarvaris
Aundrae
Dontarrious
Le'Ron
Santonio
Kamerion
Brodney
Jerious
Montavious
Jo-Lonn
Tanard
Vonta
DelJuan
DeMarcus
Marcedes
LenDale
Lavelle
Cortland
by Potato Sack February 9, 2009
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Jonas Brothers

1.faggots
2.gay
3.stupid
4. Way too popular!
1.Nick Jonas, Joe Jonas, and Kevin Jonas are faggots.
2. The Jonas Brothers are gay.
3. The guy is too stupid/gay for his own good.
4. These celebrities are way too popular for their own good.
by CTUDirector-C January 12, 2009
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