fake fake blonde 

Someone who is so fake blonde that they don't even bother dyeing their hair blonde

Haters: alhaitham isn't a fake blonde, he doesn't even have blonde hair
Me, an intellectual: exactly hence he's fake fake blonde, which makes him the fakest blonde mvp

fake fake blonde by satomeow May 19, 2023

blandenize 

The (sometimes quick) process whereby an interesting idea, song, or object becomes so trite and smarmy that you are ashamed you ever thought it was cool to begin with.

"I've heard that song so many times now that it's become blandenized faster than pet rocks did."

blandenize by Art Mauck December 9, 2008

blandtation 

a neighborhood trapped with limited colors of beige, yellow, ecru or eggshell.

nishell: where is that party at and why are all these houses the same?
norris: because we're in effing blandtation. ugh. somebody paint that red or purple already.

blandtation by heather acq August 21, 2008

blandthrax

A term describing something totally lacking in flavour, style, identity, political platform, humour or any distinguishing characteristics to engender an emotional response (positive or negative). It may be considered something so bland that it's actually a a weaponised form of boredom.

I just don't like white bread, it's blandthrax.

American Idol is just musical blandthrax, dude.

Japanese cars from the 1980s were mostly blandthrax - all grey plastic and boxy.

Oh man, spent 2 hours today filling in my passport application form, feels like a blandthrax attack!

blandthrax by Killdozer July 16, 2009

Blended Fantasy 

A genre of books which blends the world we know with a more magical and mystical one. Enjoyed by a wide audience, both children and adults. Quite separate from traditional fantasy which can be alientating and alarming to read, due to the readers's inability to connect their own life experiences and knowledge to the entirely fabricated world being depicted. Perfect examples of Blended Fantasy are the Harry Potter series (by the wonderful J. K. Rowling) and His Dark Materials (Philip Pullman).

John: Do you like Fantasy books?
Bob: No, but I like Blended Fantasy.

John: Never heard of it Bob!
Bob: You must be kidding me! Blended Fantasy is where the author has included elements of fantasy in a world that the reader can recognise and, ultimately, suspend their belief that it is fantasy at all, becoming lost in the hope that a more exciting world does in fact exist within our own, hidden and waiting to be discovered.
John: Sheesh.

Blended Fantasy by Wordsmith_CJ January 5, 2015

blend and flap 

Bend and snap, but better

“Blend and flap, works every time.”

blend and flap by Chemistry’s bit h October 18, 2017

Blended crumpet 

A handsome man

He was very blended crumpet

Blended crumpet by Blended September 1, 2020