God bless

Christian code for "Fuck off" when it's impolite to curse. Also see I'll pray for you.

Will you accept this pamphlet and also contribute to my money laundering tax dodge? No? God bless.

by purplesaurus rex May 20, 2020

blessed it out

if you bless it out wiv sum1
you are forgivin dem an dey are forgiven yuu

1: are you an Alex bless
2: yeah we blessed it out

by blonddaaayyy January 27, 2009

turd blossom

(noun) Your girlfriend's little brother. See also teebs and t.b..

"What's the turd blossom up to these days?"

by HarryBalzac February 15, 2008

Cherry Blossom

When a guy puts dirt in a girls v jjj and plants a seed. Than he waters it with his jizz and it eventually grows into a plant.

Bob went gardening and it turns out tity tasha grew a cherry blossom.

by Master B man May 21, 2008

blessing

to receive a nude/picture from a girl

Since I got mike upset, I'm going to send him a blessing because I don't want to say sorry

by thatglobeass December 18, 2017

Peach Blossom Tea

A defination of one of the most terrible drugs in the world. It is made of peach blossoms heated and boiled. It has a very disgusting taste. It can make people throw up and have diarrhea day and night. People smell it and stay away immediately.

A: Why you stay in toilet a whole day?
B: I have sucked peach blossom tea.

by meow meow dancer June 17, 2019

Awesome Blossom

When a man takes his dick and rolls it up backwards to the base, then holds it over a girl's face and smacks her square in the nose with it. It obviously requires some skill and inherited wealth to properly do, but if equipped have at it.

Guy 1: Yo man, did you hear that Tony gave that slutty chick an awesome blossom?
Guy 2: Yeah dude, he knocked her square the fuck out and then wouldn't pay for her hospital bill.
Guy 1: NIce.

by Jmoney4376800 July 28, 2008