Owen Benjamin

Owen Benjamin of America, shepherd of goats, king of bears, slayer of wizards, breaker of spells. In Owens free time you may find him playing the piano or trying to get Red Pill Rooster out of the Blackberry bush, but most of the time you will find him with his family.

Have you seen how tall Owen Benjamin is? He’s almost 25 rogans!

Owen Benjamin by Texas Bear August 25, 2019

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Kelvin Benjamin

a very competitive sexy beast known for their athleticism

a wide receiver on the carolina panthers (#13)

That player is a good example of kelvin benjamin

a very agile player

Kelvin Benjamin by DabislifeC1N October 17, 2016

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Ephrem Benjamin

Ephrem Benjamin is the coolest kid on the block. Women who see this cute baby get instantly fertile and start lactating and other babies want to be his friend at first sight.

Due to the fact that this kid is going to be trained in the art of the Dibbs by the master of Dibbs, he himself will become the ultimate master of Dibbs, Dibbs!
The joy this kid is going to bring his parents is beyond measure.

Kid: "Look at this baby, he is soo cool, must be an Ephrem Benjamin"

Random Woman: "Oh look at this cute....Damn..now I need to change my shirt."

Glenn:" Great, still no baby born that has a smaller penis then me!"

Ephrem Benjamin by Glenns Noman December 7, 2017