Full as a bastard

The feeling of being unable to eat a single mouthful more; Completely full, beyond loosening one's belt.

"More cake, Jim?"
"Leave off Martha, I'm full as a bastard"

Full as a bastard by isthistheonlynamenooneelsehas? March 31, 2009

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Sheep shagging bastard

A term for an English person oi you fat dirty hairy crooked nosed bellend English man get ur filthy vagina out that sheep’s arsehole ya dirty cunt

So many sheep shagging bastards now a days should kill them all

Sheep shagging bastard by English are trannys December 12, 2021

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Double Hard Bastard

Somebody who does something painful just because what the fuck.

Yo man, did hear about Matt? He got his PTEROSAUR lazered off without using general anaesthetic, just because WHAT THE FUCK. Matt is a double hard bastard.

Double Hard Bastard by AlanDW June 18, 2011

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Geordie bastard

A particularly loud, brash and offensive male from Newcastle. Usually hell bent on Newcastle brown and looking to pan your head in for casting a single glance at his bird or slagging off his football team.

"Oh shit, were playing Newcastle today (re. football), the whole town will be over-run with geordie bastards!"

Geordie bastard by gogggg January 28, 2006

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Freak Bastard

Someone who is doing unequivocal behavior such as walking around naked with a football helmet on, carrying a duck.

Check out that "Freak Bastard" with the duck.

Freak Bastard by TroyFoster October 9, 2008

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horny bastard

a person who is too horny for their own good

Mike: Hey, have you seen that new movie about these two girls that get f...
Phil: Mike, your a horny bastard

horny bastard by spydestroyer101 August 6, 2021

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shed dragging bastard

those people that like to drag a caravan (shed) 4 times the size of their car, often with wing mirrors 4 times the size of their caravan (shed) making over-taking an impossible feat, and you guessed it, getting to your destination 4 times longer!!

shout "shed dragging bastard!!" wenever you see one
nb: can generally cause offence to the 'shed dragging bastards'

shed dragging bastard by Skinuss May 17, 2008

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