When you fuck somebody in the ass enough that their intestines come out, in a pink sock fashion, then you tie the intestines in a knot. This is very painful.
I was taking it in the ass from Bozo the clown the other day when my intestine started falling out. Next thing I knew there was a giraffe hanging out of my ass. He just can't resist the funky balloon knot.
by ButtholeLicker420 February 5, 2014
Get the funky balloon knotmug. When a sexual partner inserts a balloon into the cavity of their receptive partner and expels air to inflate the balloon inside the cavity, usually the anus.
Man, Matt was so good last night when he was ballooning me, and I can’t wait til the trip to Brazil!
by Balloonboi June 11, 2018
Get the Ballooningmug. Angela asked her doctor if it was safe for her boyfriend rod to bust open her sphincter. Angela’s doctor replied, “Your balloon knot is tied tighter than a Boy Scout knot but that it would take a lot of lube to bust that knot wide open.
by Doctor cherry popper June 12, 2020
Get the Balloon knotmug. We should add it.
N.
1. Testicles that stick to the side of the leg (such as in humid weather)
2. Testicles that “glue” you between two rooms because you slammed the door on them
N.
1. Testicles that stick to the side of the leg (such as in humid weather)
2. Testicles that “glue” you between two rooms because you slammed the door on them
I’m seeing stars, I’m losing air
Sound the alarm, Bring me a chair
I’m caught between two different rooms
That door just crushed my glue balloons
Sound the alarm, Bring me a chair
I’m caught between two different rooms
That door just crushed my glue balloons
by Glue Balloons June 12, 2024
Get the Glue balloonsmug. “It’s ok if we don’t have sex tonight, I’ve been single for a long time and all I have is an old box of birthday balloons.”
“I’m here thanks to a birthday balloon.”
“I’m here thanks to a birthday balloon.”
by Compatibility Issue January 15, 2018
Get the Birthday Balloonmug. When you blow into a woman’s vagina and fill up her gut with air making it almost look like a small balloon is in her gut.
Guy 1: hey bro guess what I did to my girlfriend last night
Guy 2: what’d you do?
Guy 1: we did some ballooning dude, she looked pregnant after the 3rd time.
Guy 2: what’d you do?
Guy 1: we did some ballooning dude, she looked pregnant after the 3rd time.
by Biggie cheeze February 22, 2021
Get the Ballooningmug. by Monkeystrangler August 31, 2013
Get the Fluorescent balloonmug.