by Jeffwordz September 08, 2019
Danone: have you had your first kiss yet?
Ian: yeah, and I've had my second first kiss too *wink*
Danone: *gags*
Ian: yeah, and I've had my second first kiss too *wink*
Danone: *gags*
by Erinmnoah May 28, 2016
by Buttered Quayle July 18, 2020
refers to love at first sight. jizz at first sight means that you jizz in first sight of looking at a girl who is attractive or a girl who can get you turned on
by mrpopcornman November 28, 2010
The supposed grading advantage of a student that has been scheduled or volunteered to present an oral presentation first (i.e. before anyone else). This comes from the assumption that as the teacher critiques each report, he/she grades the later ones with increasing scrutiny until the last student is doomed to a mediocre grade if the report is any less than perfect (this student has the Last Presenter's Disadvantage).
Jack: "Dude, how did Gracie get a better grade than me? Her voice was like a dying cow and she completely left out Lincoln's involvement in the Civil War."
Danny: "She had the First Presenter's Advantage, man. Plus, yours kind of sucked anyway."
Danny: "She had the First Presenter's Advantage, man. Plus, yours kind of sucked anyway."
by Paylardo November 20, 2009
"Maura has never read/watched Harry Potter, and she's just now starting Book One...ughhh #firsttimeenvy"
"George was really excited to introduce me to that album; I could tell he was feeling first-time envy."
"George was really excited to introduce me to that album; I could tell he was feeling first-time envy."
by flimsyB August 15, 2012
A mutual physical attraction between two shallow yet attractive individuals with a complete disregard for personality. Likely to be responsible for many failed marriages.
by Vlad Doucheovich December 05, 2009