independently broke

When you have enough money not to work, but have a minimal budget.

A: “I have achieved financial independence!”
B: “ Yeah, independently broke. Enjoy your ramen noodles.”

by Balls2Wall August 11, 2024

heat broke

Having no money in your bank account because it all goes toward energy bills used to keep your air conditioning running during a hot summer.

Why is Arizona so hot?? I'm going heat broke!

by runmack March 14, 2011

Shitbag broke

Being broke to the point where you feel like there is no difference between you and some random homeless guy toting around a bag of shit. I'm not talking about a shopping cart full of cans or clothes. I'm talking about a nasty ass paper bag full of corn ridden, stank ass, human shit. In essence, the homeless guy is a metaphor. He is a reflection of how you think others see you and the bag of shit represents the financial issues weighing you down.

I wanted to go to the movies but I checked my balance and realized I was Shitbag broke.
During the government shutdown, Gus had to donate plasma due to being Shitbag broke.

by lemonjuicepandafucker January 6, 2019

Broke mindset

No drive. Broke betch energy.

Sarah wants to go to the Hamptons but she doesn't have money again! (broke mindset)

by Mandiismile January 8, 2022

Coltz Broke

The rock bottom of bankruptcy, an endless cycle of despair and depression.

Person 1: I can't play Tarkov bro, I've reached rock bottom!
Person 2: What do you mean? Just scav to get some money back.
Person 1: I-I-I can't bro. I'm Coltz Broke.
Person 2: Dear god...

by chadrat April 18, 2021

Harambe broke

When you are beyond broke and have no money.

Girl: "Can we go out for dinner tonight?"
Guy: "Hell no, I'm harambe broke right now - go make yourself a ramen."

by Mikestank January 22, 2017

suck dick broke

When you have so little money you'd have to suck dick for cash

P1: "Yo, you wanna go get food?"
P2: "No, I'm broke"
P1: "I'm sure you'll be fine"
P2: "No, I'm literally suck dick broke"

by lilbollockshead February 2, 2018