Urban-Boaster

Somebody who posts their name on UrbanDictionary, boasting (lying) about them being awesome, cool, etc.

Guy 1: Dude, I just added my name as a word on UrbanDictionary!
Guy 2: Really? What did you put for the definition?
Guy 1: I said that I am the coolest person at school and I get all the girls! Man, I'm so cool!
Guy 2: I can't believe I am friends with an Urban-Boaster.

by AwfulDarkJedi October 20, 2009

Whine-boast

v. When somebody puts on a long face and complains about something, when actually they're showing off. Typically seen in the work environment

Meenu: SIGH, I've got SO much work to do, I've been staying back late at work for FIVE DAYS now. And then, the boss MADE me go to Paris for an ENTIRE week for a transaction and I was forced to stay at Le George Cinq. Let me tell you, it is NOT easy being the most competent and trusted person in this office.

Teenu: Enough of your whine-boasting, you jumped-up little whine-boaster.

by Anygoo December 16, 2010

street boarding

What you do when there is no available ski hill near you. A term strictly for snowboarders. Especially relevant after a snow storm. Must have hilly street avenues near your place in order to be completely effective. (Preferably no cars, please!)

Chick: Hey dude? Wanna go street boarding?
Dude: Sure. There's a sick load of snow on the streets.

by sporty_chick720 January 20, 2011

Gin Boarding

Consuming unhumanly amounts of hard alcohol until shithoused or dead. When performed correctly, the actor will resemble a waterboard torture victim.

Gin Boarding typically results in excess vomiting and drunkeness. Hilarity ensues.

Lisa: "Wow, Marie is chugging two bottles of Jack Daniel's at once!"
Kyle: "Yeah, she's totally Gin Boarding herself."

by GottaBikeItToLikeIt June 29, 2011

Skate-Boar

The Skate-Boar is the most dangerous type of Boar. Its diet consists solely on cocknballs

The Skate-Boar ate my cocknballs.

by Marvin Picklesimer October 14, 2011

Blood Boarded

During the act of oral sex or "eating out" your girl her period starts and you start getting that drowning feeling.

I was totally going down on my girl when I started getting blood boarded and had flash backs of Guantanamo.

by MannyFresh1008 November 15, 2011

urban board

The governing body of the urban dictionary.

I was excited to submit my original term to the urban dictionary but the urban board denied me.

by Boomer el Sancho October 12, 2013