The act of covering a softball mom with several wet frog togs after she's been out in the sun too long. This usually happens after she has been felched.
by raidermom23 August 23, 2015

by Scaubs September 18, 2019

Guy : "I was gonna tea bah jill last but she opted for a nose blanket!"
Guy2 : "I love putting my ballsack over womans noses!"
Guy2 : "I love putting my ballsack over womans noses!"
by Shrub shaver September 13, 2018

by Solaraarai April 11, 2022

The process of sticking your penis in a Mazda CX-90 exhaust pipe while someone in the car puts it in sport mode and red lines the engine
by Zero_X November 30, 2024

Things that parents do or say that they think is no big deal, but actually has a long lasting effect on their kids. Similar to when a childs baby blanket gets lost, damaged, ect. and parents think it's unimportant even though their child is very upset about it.
Shara: My dad didn't know, but it really hurts, even to this day
Bob: That's what I call baby blanket trauma
Bob: That's what I call baby blanket trauma
by Sjsnsnendnaksl July 2, 2023

by Achad February 19, 2024
