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Bomb blanket 

When a man is in bed with his girls and has to fart, but he pulls the covers tightly over his body to protect her.
I would have died last night if Frank hadn't pulled the bomb blanket over his ass.
Bomb blanket by Jimmmmyyyy January 6, 2017

heroin blanket 

A blanket with many burn holes from cigarettes from passing out.

May also be caused by blunts.

Passing out causes may be from being too drunk, too stoned or just by using heroin.

Most commonly seen in heroin communities--

Is not limited to blankets. Heroin shorts/pants are common as well.
Why don't you throw away that heroin blanket? There's no way it can keep you warm with all those holes.
heroin blanket by &n0n August 10, 2017

Mossy blanket 

Mossy blanket by Bean juice August 12, 2017

Cheesy blanket

A cheesy blanket is when one gets a thin sheets cheese and proceeds to put it on his/her partners asshole.
Aw man I fucking love cheese

P2 then boy o boy will you like this, its called a cheesy blanket! It's when yo-
Nah
Cheesy blanket by IronicDarkness December 4, 2017

person blanket

The person that makes you feel warm inside, just like a blanket.
person blanket by synthetic January 18, 2018

Sausage Blanket

Ray should of used a sausage blanket before fucking Kim.
Sausage Blanket by DickPic21 June 14, 2018