To have a "Bent Axle" is to walk with a limp.
It all came about from a good old Aussie bloke called Kev. His kids used to race go karts and often they bent axles in the karts. When an axle gets bent it causes a wobble.
Kev once saw a man walking with a limp and proclaimed to the children...
" Look, he has a bent Axle"
And everyone laughed....
It all came about from a good old Aussie bloke called Kev. His kids used to race go karts and often they bent axles in the karts. When an axle gets bent it causes a wobble.
Kev once saw a man walking with a limp and proclaimed to the children...
" Look, he has a bent Axle"
And everyone laughed....
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Did you guys hear about the 'Adele' effect?!? I coulda sworn I went to a concert from someone named Adele..
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Get the The 'Adele' effect mug.This day is April 24. You go tot he nearest Axel Chavez and pin him against the wall and insert your 9 inches into his tight butthole.
“Richie: hey Axel you know what day it is, I’ve been waiting for this day, It’s National Axel Chavez Butthole Day ”
“Axel: wait Richie we’re cousins.”
“Richie: Game is game now spread that tight hairy butthole.”
*axel crying*
“Axel: wait Richie we’re cousins.”
“Richie: Game is game now spread that tight hairy butthole.”
*axel crying*
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Get the National Axel Chavez butthole day mug.Clair axels the shit lowkey usually has fire red hair so you can spot him even when hes back in france
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Get the Clair-axel mug.Using Maple Syrup as a lubricant, you put one finger in her Tim Hortons love muffin and one up her arse so you can feel each finger through the little wall separating them.
Hello from the other side.
Hello from the other side.
I bent Nancy over this morning while she was making flapjacks and gave her the Canadian Adele. Hello from the other side.
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Get the Canadian Adele mug.The state one finds oneself in after a prolonged bender or an extended state of inebriation. Can also describe the act of becoming intoxicated, inebriated, high, turnt, tanked, or wrecked, especially after a period of abstinence or sobriety. Used similarly to the phrase "Three sheets to the wind". It denotes that one hasn't just fallen off "the wagon", but has in fact gone under the wheels and subsequently wrapped round the axle.
Hey Jack, I thought you were off the sauce? Looks like you've been getting wrapped round the axle again.
Man, I must have blacked out last night, I haven't haven't gotten that fucked up since last mardi gras, I really got wrapped around the axle *vomit*
Yo, Mark, wanna come by for Forties and blunts? Fuckin A we're getting wrapped round the axle tonight boooooi
I'm higher than Cooter Brown, two more hits and I'ma be axle wrapped.
Man, I must have blacked out last night, I haven't haven't gotten that fucked up since last mardi gras, I really got wrapped around the axle *vomit*
Yo, Mark, wanna come by for Forties and blunts? Fuckin A we're getting wrapped round the axle tonight boooooi
I'm higher than Cooter Brown, two more hits and I'ma be axle wrapped.
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Get the Wrapped round the axle mug.Adele's new album. It's so good, heart wrenching, angelic, emotional, no words to describe how amazing.
I recommend listening to it. It's about one of the hardest parts in her life, but still she found a way to make it feel like a big hug. I love her and her music, this album really is just so great. :(
I recommend listening to it. It's about one of the hardest parts in her life, but still she found a way to make it feel like a big hug. I love her and her music, this album really is just so great. :(
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