Atomic Cow

Hot diarrhea that burns your anus.

I sat on the toilet and sprayed out a furious atomic cow.

by volcano.man August 3, 2021

Atomic Cow

Hot diarrhea that burns your anus.

I went to the bathroom and sprayed out an atomic cow.

by volcano.man August 3, 2021

Atomic Cow

A dairy cow poisoned with radiation.

This ice cream was made with foaming green milk from an atomic cow that has three heads and shits fingernails.

by volcano.man August 7, 2021

atomic

the owner of discord and disciple of king demon the goat

is that atomic? her basically owns cord

by atomic’s agora August 10, 2021

Apotion

When you're sooooo dog tired of the UK dog adoption system that using all the letters in the correct order is just too much.

Fleur has apotion fatigue, all she wants is a scruffy little terrier who won't drag her Mother In Law across busy roads or kill innocent cats. She's hopeful the Dogs Trust will rescue the situation

by Dog-tired September 16, 2021

Atomic Confetti

The act of a man inserting a tampon into his rectum while he has a sick stomach and asking his partner to pull the string of the tampon out making a surprise explosion of diarrhea confetti!

“I heard our neighbors wife screaming last night. Turns out Joel pulled the good old Atomic Confetti trick on her!”

by katvond16 September 29, 2021

atomic penis

A atomic penis, is a penis that is the size of a atom. Its the smallest dick-size know to men. Only human known to have this size of genitalia is Noel Sohm

I have a atomic penis

by kklaus2001 October 5, 2021