Beard Stuff

When your man or dwarven girlfriend decorates their facial hair into a scrumdiddlyumotious sexual spectacle that makes your testicles tingle.

Sentence:
Hey babe let me do that beard stuff for you, I know it gets you off.

Conversation:
Nickole "Hey babe your beard looks great today!"
Sam "Thanks I'm getting into beard stuff."
Nickole "Cool." (Is hot for the beard)

by suruh101 February 04, 2024

Had me googling stuff

When something is so absurd you just have to look it up for yourself.

Did you hear about the COVID strikes? That *ish had me googling stuff.

by Dcstrutter October 18, 2021

strut your stuff

Walking in a sexual manor.
Swaying your hips dramatically back and forth to extenuate your butt and genitals.

“Strut your stuff!” Jimmy, said Timmy as he watched Jimmy walk down the run way.

by Mr.0dd November 18, 2023

grey stuff

-Used by smugglers to describe illicit goods in transit, usually military Hardware
-Advanced weaponry that has been acquired illegally for the purpose of arming a militia or insurgent group

"You gotta bring us over some grey stuff from Russia. It's for the National Alliance."

-Codename: 'Chief Mustard'

by Captain B. April 22, 2008

Getting Your Stuff Wet

Getting laid.

Last night, before my friend left my house, he asked "Are you getting your stuff wet tonight," because I was home alone with my girlfriend.

by mikey massacre December 01, 2008

Re-Stuff the turkey

When a girl is trying to take a shit after eating thanksgiving and you stick your dick into her, pushing it back in

“Hey Chris, my girl was wanting to be freaky last night after thanksgiving, so we decided to go and re-stuff the turkey

by Blueface69 October 21, 2019

Stuff N’ Fluff

It’s a party that my family invented about scoring farts during a movie session where you would eat foods that made you expel air from your anus

You want to do a Stuff N’ Fluff with the family tonight?

by Urmomgey August 04, 2021