albert and roberta

the cutest couple ever. end of story (:

i wish we could be like albert and roberta.

by love1234XD June 12, 2009

King Albert

A peircing on a mans testicles or "nut sack" or "family jewels"

Me: When we did it i couldn't stop feeling his King Albert!!!
you: SICK!!!
Me: Your Mom's sick!
you:your moms FACE is sick!

by Madame Sexy Alysa September 19, 2006

alberting

The act of shooting a friend on your porch with a .357 revolver. And/Or the act of killing a friend on a FPS such as Call Of Duty or Halo.

WTF! Stop alberting me!

by flaminmane1620 October 6, 2010

alberni

sexy spanish bitches, of whom, used to be pirates

'oh look it's an alberni'
'dayum they so hot'

by rawrrawrrararawr December 26, 2011

Albert Einstein Upper Cut

When u deliver a perfectly timed & calculated upper cut with the right mathematic power and angle to knock someone the fuck out!!

They should have stopped fuckin with Einstein to bad he reached a boiling point and gave that bully a Albert Einstein upper cut but dammn u see the form.and momentum I'm shocked his head dident fly off!

by MXC_KENNYxBLANKENCHIP November 16, 2014

Alberting

Filming or photographing someone without their knowledge or permission, usually in a sexual manner or relatively intimate/private location, such as a changing room or toilet. Common methods include having a phone in an exterior pocket with the camera facing the target.

Person 1, upon seeing a phone in Person 2's pocket: Dude stop Alberting!
Person 2: I'm not! Relax dude, my phone doesn't fit in any other pocket.
Person 1: My bad bro.

by Not Albert April 30, 2015

Alberthe

Alberthe is the most sexy attractive girl ever but also easy to get in the pants of...

Guy 1#: you got that hot girl last night?
Guy 2#: Yeah man she's an Alberthe

by Epigens January 12, 2016