Back Alley Dumpster Fucked

So drunk you end up in the alley of the second closest bar to the one you were in with your pants around your ankles and an in the noseshot of some angry garbage animal. Were you just having a piss or did some guy named Chad make you double over and feel the force of 1000 suns? Nobody will ever know, but you ended up with vomit stained jeans and a hangover to last the Uber drive of shame home, so it's okay

1: "Hey did you see where Brian went?"
2: "He started doing shots of tequila, then left. Dude was Back Alley Dumpster Fucked."
1: "Man, I think Chad followed him."

by Mr. Dankguine November 26, 2018

Blowie Alley

In alley located in Hagerstown, MD in which prostitutes are found.

"I fancy me a stroll down Blowie Alley.

by XxQuicKSc0p3z420xX November 14, 2019

Baseball Alley Oop

Performed standing or lying on ones back as a male. You start masturbating with tissues next to you. Then you cum. As it's flying through the air you grab a tissue and try to catch it on the way down. Extra points if you use the same hand you were masturbating with. Extra points if you leave out the tissues and catch it in yours/a loved ones mouth.

Me: I'm bored of normal masturbating
Friend: You should try the Baseball Alley Oop

by weird sex scenarios December 3, 2019

chocolate alley

See Hershey Highway

Her ass was a Chocolate Alley as sweet as a Hershey Highway!

by DahmDigler February 15, 2020

Undertakers' Alley

Due to either convenience or zoning, the section of the suburb where services for the end of life occur in rapid succession leading to an Undertakers' Alley

Me: Boy, this intersection is depressing. Make a right turn, and you're at the hospital, and a left turn goes straight into the cemetery. If things don't work out at the hospital, you can just haul the bodies across the street.

Him: Don't forget the two funeral homes and assisted living centers on this stretch.
Me: It's an Undertakers' Alley.

by Siouxsie Supertramp November 19, 2020

blood-alley

winning game of marbles, Yorkshire dialect around Bradford

Na then! blood-alley!

by oddyhogdad January 24, 2021

drug alley

The best place to go when you need drugs, located at woodcreek, multiple dealers take residence here, one is known for his strange dealings in the world of yogurt covered skittles, and Cocaine Carter lives

in an airduct by the alley.

Meet me after school at Drug alley, 20
Minutes past 4.

I found my dog in drug alley

by Amilkyman March 21, 2021