Sticky hearing aid

A sex act where the male ejaculates in to his partners ear with such vehemence the spooge cleans the ear canal thus improving hearing.

“The wife was complaining her ears were playing up after our flight so I sorted her reet out with a sticky hearing aid”

by The Grotbag June 19, 2025

Houma Hearing Aid

When a guy cums in your ear.

The sex was going good until the houma hearing aid, I haven't heard right since. I never heard it cumming

by John tickle December 29, 2025

Crusty Canadian Kool-aid

Crusty Canadian Kool-Aid is the dried, sticky red-pink sexual aftermath left on skin or sheets after an unprotected, overly rough hookup involving multiple fluids, zero shame, and at least one apologetic Canadian who definitely isn’t sorry.

If it stains, burns, and someone says ‘sorry’ afterward — yeah, that’s Crusty Canadian Kool-Aid.

by JSmidt January 14, 2026

all up in the Kool-Aid don't even know the flavor

Someone who's listening and commenting on other's people conversation without knowing the context.

"Lori stay all up in the Kool-Aid don't even know the flavor"

by ADezzyBoi April 8, 2022

Watermelon, fried chicken, and kool aid!

The types of food that big black muscular guys will eat (ramazani)

give me the ramazani meal ( watermelon, fried chicken, and Kool aid!

by Idonotliketacos May 15, 2025

A little AIDS

A term someone would say to lose weight without putting in the effort of exercising.

"Fuck my highschool reunion is coming up in 2 months. I should hit the treadmill but I don't like sweating. I wish I had a little AIDS"

by will bitten September 14, 2017

aidan garrard

Green-loving, plaid-obsessed little turtle duck. Sent from the Gods themselves. A total bb. And a vegan! What a saint!

I love your green, plaid shirt! You're so Aidan Garrard!

by lambs69 April 20, 2018