Pussy Wipe

A person that is so stupid and illiterate that they don't understand how the alphabet works and makes the mistake of defining the word "wipe" with the definition of the word "whip", ironically making himself look exactly like a pussy wipe himself.

Once upon a time there was a little dumbass that went on urban dictionary to define the word pussy whip but thought it was spelled pussy wipe because he didn't know how to spell or define it in the first place and he lived crappily ever after.

by SuperMegaAsshole June 8, 2022

the wipe

Continuously wiping your anal cavity after dropping a particularly juicy load of fecal matter. Usually after passing flatulence, you feel a wet sensation, and once you wipe once more, it's like you never wiped in the first place. Also known as "swamp ass."

"My ass hole is leaking, I must have the wipe!"

by silverbackjp November 6, 2013

Wipe

Something scammers do to get money off an account

Dude: When are you taking the money off?
Scammer: Yo we gonna wipe the account Thursday
Dude: Bet

by Aureum March 11, 2024

Mr Wipes

Mr wipes is the guy that goes around the elderly home and well wipes the elderly. It may not be a very classy job but Mr Wipes finds this very satisfying.

Here comes Mr Wipes to the elderly home to do his job.

by Krazez June 6, 2018

ass wipe

someone who is an actual asshole. who knows, maybe it’s you. asswipe.

god damn Brenda you are such an ass wipe.

by joe Biden’s asshole March 8, 2021

one wipe delight

The euphoric feeling you experience where you go to wipe after taking a shit and you realise after one wipe that there’s nothing to clean down there

“How was your shit this morning?”
“Fantastic! It was a one wipe delight”

by My mama Jefe November 4, 2020

Infiniti Wipe

A term used for the endless amounts of toilet paper usage on your anus after an explosive shit.

The last infiniti wipe I had was after I ate at Chipotle three times in one day and I used an entire roll of toilet paper on that poop.

by JsBerries March 7, 2015